Pet hates - things your men do that drive you mad!

:rotfl: :rotfl: claire that is disgusting!!!! but i laughed :oops:

my OH:
-leaves his clothes lyin all over the floor
-always wants sex at innappropriate times
-spends ages modifying his car instead of shopping wiht me lol

actually hes not as bad as others lol
 
jennywren said:
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- wrapping the wire so tight round my straighteners before he puts them away



this is exactly what Rich does to mine, it drives me mad :x :x
also i hate:: the way he eats!(makes loads of noise)
hogs the remote control.
is sports obsessed (anything even womens darts :roll: :roll: )
 
LOL This is funny
I used to hate the fact he'd wear a t-shirt for like a couple of hours n then throw it out 2 be washed grr
 
My DH is lovely but he is a lazy so and so. He never cleans up and he has long black hair which is always all over the bath after he's had a shower :x
 
Londoner Claire said:
Gaby said:
You think you guys have it bad? I have to put up with my DHs annoying habbits AND his dads!!!

DH:
- bites his finger AND toes nails
- doesnt do the drying up when he does the washing up
- has lots of phlegm so has to clear his throat often, but does it in a really disgusting way with a retching sound

Toe nails? I can't even stand anyone picking theirs or touching their feet, I'd have kicked him out just for that! I never dry up, more hygenic to leave it I think but I bet he wouldn't put it away once it's dry either so you still wouldn't win. lol That noise, OMG I hate that, Karl does that as well. Thought it was just an indian thing, I hate it!


FIL:

- Often doesnt want what i'm cooking so i either have to cook him something else or he buys something really unhealthy
- often acts like a child

He should be doing his own cooking, cheeky!


heh, glad i'm not the only one that has to put up with that noise. Fell out with DH today about the cooking thing. When i bring stuff like that up he just says nothing, which frustrates me even more! I should have added that "doesnt say a thing when i complain about stuff" -_-
 
glitzyglamgirl said:
So mine is amazing, my man, but everyone has little things that annoy thier OH :x

Its only little things mind;

Leaving the toothpaste cap open - an oldie but a goodie!

Not raising the loo seat and leaving little wet pressies on it

Actually I think thats about it! Im so lucky :think: :fib:

he breathes. THAT drives me mental.
 
Gaby said:
Londoner Claire said:
Gaby said:
You think you guys have it bad? I have to put up with my DHs annoying habbits AND his dads!!!

DH:
- bites his finger AND toes nails
- doesnt do the drying up when he does the washing up
- has lots of phlegm so has to clear his throat often, but does it in a really disgusting way with a retching sound

Toe nails? I can't even stand anyone picking theirs or touching their feet, I'd have kicked him out just for that! I never dry up, more hygenic to leave it I think but I bet he wouldn't put it away once it's dry either so you still wouldn't win. lol That noise, OMG I hate that, Karl does that as well, I hate it!


FIL:

- Often doesnt want what i'm cooking so i either have to cook him something else or he buys something really unhealthy
- often acts like a child

He should be doing his own cooking, cheeky!


heh, glad i'm not the only one that has to put up with that noise. Fell out with DH today about the cooking thing. When i bring stuff like that up he just says nothing, which frustrates me even more! I should have added that "doesnt say a thing when i complain about stuff" -_-

I couldn't live with my own parents, let alone someone elses. Make him move out to the shed. :rotfl:
 
forgot a few things,
he never listens to me, apart from when it is about money ie 'how much have you spent today emma?' he listens then!

and he does this REALLY annoying thing of when hes talking about something he'll say 'you know that THINGY, i mean what the hell does THINGY mean!!! :roll: :roll:

also he always promises things & hardly ever sticks to his word (like i'm going to decorate on sunday & when sunday comes he doesn't !)

but the worst thing he does is hardly ever disciplines the children, so its left to me to always be the baddie :wall: :roll: :x

christ looks like we need to call in the divorce lawyers :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
 
:x Leaving a bad smell in the bathroom and not opening the window
:x Squeezing toothpaste halfway up the tube.
:x Flicking onto sky sports news everytime there is a break in the programme we are watching.
 
- Comes in from work and leaves a trail across the house, shoes, socks, empties his pockets on the dining table (THAT drives me up the wall) crisp packets on the floor etc.

- changes his clothes in the lounge all the time and then leaves the old clothes on the floor....none of his clothes EVER end up in the basket.

- Walks with dirty shoes on the white bath mat.

- Makes chomping noises while he sleeps.

I'm sure he'd have an even bigger list about me so I'd better stop there hehe
 
picks his feet and then leaves all the bits of skin on the sofa and floor
:x :x :x :x :x
tells me he'll wash up and then it's still there in the morning
:| :| :| :| :|
walks around the house with a sandwich leaving crumbs everywhere
:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

But I love him
:angel: :angel: :angel:
 
Londoner Claire said:
Gaby said:
[quote="Londoner Claire":3fzgh2ll]
Gaby said:
You think you guys have it bad? I have to put up with my DHs annoying habbits AND his dads!!!

DH:
- bites his finger AND toes nails
- doesnt do the drying up when he does the washing up
- has lots of phlegm so has to clear his throat often, but does it in a really disgusting way with a retching sound

Toe nails? I can't even stand anyone picking theirs or touching their feet, I'd have kicked him out just for that! I never dry up, more hygenic to leave it I think but I bet he wouldn't put it away once it's dry either so you still wouldn't win. lol That noise, OMG I hate that, Karl does that as well. Thought it was just an indian thing, I hate it!


FIL:

- Often doesnt want what i'm cooking so i either have to cook him something else or he buys something really unhealthy
- often acts like a child

He should be doing his own cooking, cheeky!


heh, glad i'm not the only one that has to put up with that noise. Fell out with DH today about the cooking thing. When i bring stuff like that up he just says nothing, which frustrates me even more! I should have added that "doesnt say a thing when i complain about stuff" -_-

I couldn't live with my own parents, let alone someone elses. Make him move out to the shed. :rotfl:[/quote:3fzgh2ll]


Haha, i would but its his house (and the shed's full up anyway). Actually, if MIL forces a sale on the house (they separated this last year) we'll prob buy a place with FIL otherwise none of us could afford a place separately :roll:
 
- Makes chomping noises while he sleeps.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I get the phlegm clearing too and spitting but thats more because he has allergies and will be sick otherwise...but its still annoying...

When he tries to kiss me or have sex in the mornings with morning breath before he has brushed his chompers :puke: he does brush them first when i start to gag :rotfl:

when you ask him how his day was or what did he do, or why did something happen he will tell you an hour long story instead of just answering the question..it is quite cute though thinking of it, but when i start laughing mid novel he isnt impressed :| :lol:

watching me like a hawk if i make the slightest noise whilst eating (we both hate noisy eaters)

I think thats it for now lol
 
lainey said:
:x Flicking onto sky sports news everytime there is a break in the programme we are watching.

god thats another one my animal i mean husband does n never gets it back quite in time for the prog again grrr
 
picking his toe nails off, then tries to do mine urgh
slurping his spaghetti bolognaise.
tells me off for moaning at the kids and then does it worse and lectures them.
always moaning about some ailment,(hypercondriact).
always asks me who is on the phone when i answer it, even though he is too lazy to answer it.
never empties the sterilising water.

just a few.
 
i love my other half, but hes not perfect either!

-he has to turn off all the plug sockets at night to "save electricity"!

-when he wants to say something while he eats he says the syllables like "mmm mm mm-mm" instead

-does smelly poos and doesnt open the window, just sprays some Glade and thinks it doesn't smell any more! the Glade makes it WORSE!!

-forgets to tie knots in the nappy bags after changing Finlay

He's not too bad really, compared to some of your OH's, especially yours Lyn no3, lol, sorry :rotfl: :rotfl:
 
breath

doesnt pick up after himself

turns over straight after sex

cant seem to find the tea towel ever!!! (but does do the dishes every night)

and never seems to hear the kids cry during the night or in the morning

but i love him :think: :doh: :?
 
Nothing 8)

Well apart from he can be grumpy BUT thats because its ME who.....


Leaves the dishes to soak and doesnt wash them
Leaves laundry on floor next to basket
Dont replace the loo roll
Dont empty the bathroom bins and see how far I can pile them
Leaves magazines, socks whatever on the lounge floor
Leaves my craft stuff all over the house
I could go on....

He calls me messy child :rotfl:
 
I've been trying to think of some more but Im not going to mention them today...

Its our 6 year 'anniversary'!! :cheer: :D :cheer: :D

So Im all loved up :oops:

(until tomorrow!) :rotfl:
 

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