Oi Oi Saveloys...

[dannii87]

Wooot wooot ladies!! Only me!

How are you all? Can you all help me and update me on yourselves please?! I do try to come online as much as possible but I can't keep up with you all!!

So... Tell me how you are! I can't wait to see all your tickers to see how far you all are now & what's going on! Any signs you lot?

OMG Clairey's had her baby too! Wahey!!!

I love you all and miss the pants off you.

I want to moon you all though... So, here I am, sticking my bum out... (OMG - I know I could talk for England & this is about you lot & not me - but I did a big poo today and split some of my stitches!! I've got a little tear and it's become infected it's horrible and I have to stick a tube of gel up my bumhole to try and make it better It hurts ladies... It hurts a lot... Oh, Evie's fine! She's got thrush of the mouth, and still chewing my nipples to shreds - She's getting her tongue tie cut on Thursday Poor mite!)

Anyway, I'm all ears for you lushious lot! xxx

 

[skyraaa]

hi hun
great 2 hear u and evie are well bet its great being a mummy

no news here and no bloody signs either lol
oh well overdue i go lol

take care xx

 

[Laura_James&Amber]

Hey you! I've missed seeing you about. Poor Evie, she had such a tough time coming into the world and now she has the joys of thrush and a trip to hospital
And poor you! You've had such a rough time, you deserve a medal after what you have been through. Bet you didn't think you'd have to be shoving things up you again for a while yet!

Anyway as you want an update on us all......
I'm due on thursday! Can't beleive it! We are so excited and very impatient! I started to lose my plug about 3 weeks ago and lose a bit more here and there but its really not alot. BH getting stronger and had some strange pains going on but thats just the glamour of pregnancy lol.
Not getting a lot of sleep, sooooooooo uncomfortable all the time and a bit fed up if I'm honest but so excited at the same time! James has been looking after me though and fussing non stop, he's so eager to meet our LO and he worries about me so much, bless him.
I'm going on a bit now!
Its so great to see you back in here and I can't wait to join you in the parenting section. Hope everything goes ok for Evie on thursday and I hope your bum heals soon!

 

[MagicMarkers]

lol Danni you shitbag ! Now not only am i worrying about labour itself ( although less as im starting to think it'll never happen ) but either ( and we'll now forever call it ) doing a Danni and breaking my bum when i need a poop, or Sharnes sared me a bit where the old bums concerned bless her with her grape tales Didnt realise i should be making the most of it lol dear oh dear the glamour lives we lead !!

Cant believe i missed Evies grand entrance Sounds like you through went through hell and back to get here little lady not to mention your poor mum !! Bless you 2, cant even catch a bloody break now can ya
I think iv commented on mosttt of her pics by now but shes still suchh a cutiepie ! n if shes as tuff a cookie as you then Thursday she'll soldier right through it !

Cant believe Claireys had her baby, and on just gas n air !!! She was only due yesterday, thats one prompt little lady shes got there cant waitttt to see the pics, u can just tell shes gunna b absolutely stunning !
Awww !

Also Riotgurl went in to be induced today !! Last i heard she was off to the bleeding fair at 2 weeks overdue, bloody nutter that she is bet she'll be reporting back that she was in and out before time for tea, all in a days work n all that, wonder if hes ended up Coby !?! Been a busy day today by all accounts !

Meanwhile i have no signs of anything still with plug and waters me , little ladies still somersaulting away just to show off the fact shes not at all engaged as far as i can see/tell, so now im just waiting for my stretch n sweep on wednesday... bit anxious though because my midwife looks like this....

and i want to ask her if shes seen monsters inc but darednt

AND lastly ( you asked for an update ) if one more person rings me at stupid AM to ask ...
* when im going to have this baby then*
* are you going to have that baby *
* have you had it *
im going to sue or drop kick something !!!

xxxxx

 

[Steelgoddess]

Danni im so tempted to drive up to your gaff and just give u a big cuddle!! i feel for you so bad!!!!! Your poor botty!!


Skyraa not too much longer you must be so excited
LJBahhh cant believe babby will be here soon!!
MM- Hahaa at your picture of your middy, is she going to give you your sweep? it'll all be alright on the night, good news is the bot bot grape is slowly going hurruh!!

I think we shuld gatecrash 3rd tri and pretend we're still pregnant...

Hi im sharne and im 500 weeks pregnant

 

[dannii87]

Skyraa, it'll go so quickly!! Enjoy these last few days (if you have that long ) I know people will say that all the time, but make sure you are ULTRA organised because you might not get the time afterwards!! You're a day overdue now, Clairey's madam entered the world at 1 day over, your girl might follow suit!

Laura, bless James! He sounds so sweet bless him! I've missed you woman!! I can't believe you're due Thursday! The signs sound promising, I've got my fingers crossed for you! I can't wait to see you in the Parenting section either! OMG and I just can NOT wait to find out the sex of your LO!!

MagicMarkers, you fecking genius!!! I bloody LOVE you! You are H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S woman!! That pic cracked me up! Evie didn't engage til the last week, and even then she popped back out and went back in the wrong friggin' way Some babies don't engaged until labour so don't worry about that!! LOL good luck with the sweep!

Sharne, yeah too right!! We need to gatecrash this place for sure! 8)

Oh and ladies, I want more updates!! (In particular from lea m, Baby&i, Berit, Little Bump aramintalovegrove and a few others!)

 

[Little Bump]

Ooooh an update request for me

Hummmm....My contractions came right down to under 7 minutes apart, shot up to one at 12 minutes, then back down to 7 minutes. They're getting quite owchie, a lot stronger but no nearer apart. I'm just about to go and have another bath, maybe get the razor out too lol as I saw I only managed to shave one and a half legs before

I've done the washing up, 3 loads of washing, a basket full of ironing and am debating whether to haul the hoover out-detached house=no neighbours to complain! Hospital bag and carseat are both in the car ready.

Considering everyone, MW included, said I was going to be early she's not doing too bad! 41+1 now. So maybe she'll be a little bigger than her estimated birthweight as she's cooked a little longer...but then doesn't the placenta begin to deteriorate We shall soon see! If the worst comes to the worst the hospital promised me a baby by thursday night, I was just hoping she'd do it by herself.

Poor little Evies mouth. Have you posted any more pics of her yet? I shall go and see. I haven't really been on the past few days due to trying to get everything ready and sleeping.

Take care, big hugs Hopefully the next message from my account will be OH announcing Babys arrival.

 

[Chelle]

Hiya Dannii

Quick update on me..... no baby yet! 10 days overdue

Induction is booked for 8.30am on Thursday 2nd Oct. Had 2 sweeps and lost my plug so that LO hurries up and sets off by himself rather than induction.

Miss Evie is absolutely beautiful. What a gorgeous little princess Hope the thrush clears up soon for her and your bum gets better soon

Hope to be joining you in parenting soon

 

[lea m]

Hey hun!! How are you? Miss you lots these days
Poor Evie! I hope the cut doesnt hurt her too much! and Oh my lmfao! Dannii Only you could come back to tell us how you have broke your bum! heehee Poor you though hun! Must be horrid! Its a pain aint it?! You think labours over and thats the last of it?! NOOOOOO!! lol
Your doing so well with the breastfeeding too hun! I hope things get easier for you when Princess Evie can latch on properly!!

Update on me?! Well theres not much to update lol! Im 32 weeks tomorrow!! So only another 600 to go lol! Shes a wiggle butt but you knew that already! Shes been a wiggle butt since 13 weeks haha She really hurts now though! And keeps kicking right up under my sternum and I keep thinking shes going to cause me a heart attack lmao!
Shes head down so thats good! Was worried she was going to stay transverse till the end! lol
I have ordered my pram!! Just this morning! Cant wait for it to come!

Oooh the midwife said last time she thought baby felt small! No chance! She did only say it tbh after i told her I had only put on 7lbs so far!! cheeky women but Im going to say that now she has made me feel worried i want a scan to check! Hope to speak to you more soon hun! Give that gorgeous girl a kiss from me!!!

 

[mibiuk]

Hi Dannii,

Happy belated 21st Birthday Dannii hope you had a lovely day. (Got tipped off as it was due to be my induction date)

Hope you are well and that you not suffering to much with your sore behind! and that Evie is feeling better soon too bless what we would do to take the ills off our children and have them ourselves

I gave birth to my little man Curtis at 38+5 he weighed in at 9lbs exactly on Tuesday 23rd September.

Can't believe that he is a week old today..

Anyway take care both of you
Kathy x

 

[dannii87]

Oh Kathy!! Massive congratulations hun! That's fab news!!

Little Bump - Ah hun!! It's all happening! Hope you go into labour VERY soon Come on Sydnee!!

Chelle - I can't believe you're 10 days over already! It's crazy! I really hope baby arrives soon for you & doesn't keep you waiting any longer.

So there could be 2 LOs on Thursday then!

Lea M - Oh bless little Lola! I bet she's so eager to come out into the big wide world! Only 8 weeks left It'll fly by! (Plus, she's going to be early )

See you all in Parenting soon!! Cooorrrrrr... I really miss you lot xxx

 

[lea m]

Lea M - Oh bless little Lola! I bet she's so eager to come out into the big wide world! Only 8 weeks left It'll fly by! (Plus, she's going to be early )

Heehee I dont think so I think she will be late again but hey I thought boy and you were right with girl!!