OH annoying me when i cant sleep

[sazzylou]

OH is sooooooooooo winding me up. Since ive been restless at night, im sure he's been sleeping better than ever, like he's rubbing my face in it!

He sleeps with his arms up behind his head, so i roll over and i either get his flippin pointy sharp elbow in the head / eye /wherever im unfortunate enough to get it, or i get his MANKY HAIRY ARMPIT in my face and he's just lying there like having a grand old sleep

Maybe i dont know about all this annoying behaviour cos im normally asleep, but im not getting much blinkin' sleep now, and hes a right irritating git to sleep with Ive started punching him while he's asleep when he annoys me

And if he's not shoving his cruddy armpit in my face or elbowing me, hes SNORING!!!!

ok, rant over,

 

[gangofgin]

yeah, the snoring thing keeps me awake and makes me really angry. ive only noticed it over the past couple of months.
ive taken to shouting, shaking him and the odd punch.

 

[Babylicious]

bless you, seans the same but I;ve taken to biting his arm

 

[sazzylou]

bless you, seans the same but I;ve taken to biting his arm

Biting eh? I likes your style....i might try that one tonight Im a bit bored of punching him....it doesnt hurt him enough

 

[Sherlock]

We solved our problem with a king size bed. Treated ourselves to a late wedding present from my parents when we moved in here.

Now we can both turn over, have plenty of room and not disturb the other and there is room for the big long pillow I use to rest bump on at night. Blissful

I could never imagine going back to a double bed now

That probably won't help you though

 

[Tillytots]

Kingsize bed is the way forward - or even Super Kingsize.

Cut his armpit hair off on the side next to you

xx

 

[kalia]

Cut his armpit hair off on the side next to you

xx

 

[Tillytots]

Cut his armpit hair off on the side next to you

xx

I would, at least it wouldnt tickle or be so offending

 

[Geordie&Bairn]

I hit James with my Body pillow
and hold his nose till he wakes from lack of oxygen
i am NOT PUTTING UP WITH SNORING
usually he dosnt annoy me as he dosnt snore all that much
but ive had some restless night latley and DAMN it if im awake then he not alowed to lie there and snore and poke me with his big sharp elbows while sleeping like a baby

 

[Babylicious]

biting is definately the way to go! Always worked for me, either that or kicking

 

[Suzie and Faith]

elbowing it fun, i have quite sharp elbows. and a good poke in the side can help.

My OH woke up today complainging of his side feeling bruised (he isn't aware that i poke him, lol). And do i feel guilty? Not at all.

 

[Geordie&Bairn]

elbowing it fun, i have quite sharp elbows. and a good poke in the side can help.

My OH woke up today complainging of his side feeling bruised (he isn't aware that i poke him, lol). And do i feel guilty? Not at all.

i do the same ive left some very naught bruises on James
he's not amused ,i dont feel gulity either
are OH's dont have to go through pregnancy a lttle bit of a taster is good for them
though James reckons he is going through it with me moods
I threated to hit him over the head last night because his coughing is driving me CRAZY
hormones are flying

 

[tattybear85]

Haha if OH starts snoring i too plug his nose and i shove him so he moves a bit!!!!!

 

[Babylicious]

pulling chest hair works too

 

[clarey]

Blimey!!
My OH doesnt know he's born then! Even the way his breath catches in his throat gets on my nerves when I cant sleep but so far I havent resorted to these tactics....perhaps I would feel better if I did...