New (charming) traits

[tipper]

Pregnancy really is quite a fascinating time in one's life. I'd say within the last month, I've started having this horrible SNORTING issue. I'll be sound asleep, and if I get startled awake, I don't do a dainty *gasp* for air, but instead this deep, LOUD snort! It's so embarrassing!! DH has enjoyed mocking me for this. My only payback is that my snorting tends to wake him up also!

Also, this next one won't need quite as much detail....but I have become so darn gassy! Ick!

Between my snorting and "fluffing", I feel like quite the lady.

What are you all experiencing these days?

 

[cherelle]

Im with you on the fluffing!

Me and OH have an en-suite bathroom in our new flat that i thought be great for those endles trips for a wee in the night but every time i sit down on the loo i let the most shocking amount of air out lol - its so loud!! I couldnt possibly go where he could hear me so i have to walk zombie like down to the other bathroom 3 times a night! x

 

[Lou_1]

the "FLUFFING" is an absolute nightmare eh lol x

 

[clairebear22]

I don't fluff anymore than usually but weirdly I sneeze ALOT!!! Also the burping is baaaad!! Even after drinking water!! I never used to burp hardly at all! x

 

[tipper]

I always yell at my DH to stay away from the bathroom when I'm in there. When I open the door and see him sitting at his computer desk, it's a total walk of shame as I pass by him.

 

[Cantstop]

Pregnancy really is quite a fascinating time in one's life. I'd say within the last month, I've started having this horrible SNORTING issue. I'll be sound asleep, and if I get startled awake, I don't do a dainty *gasp* for air, but instead this deep, LOUD snort! It's so embarrassing!! DH has enjoyed mocking me for this. My only payback is that my snorting tends to wake him up also!

Ooh me too for this, especially when snoozing on the sofa! It's like there's a pig in the room, I can hardly believe it came from me

 

[Rachey]

Oh that 'fluffing' isn't good lol!

I leaned over to pick something up earlier and a little squeeky one popped out

OH couldn't stop laughing at me He said the other night when I was sleeping he was lying up right behind me and I 'fluffed' on his leg

 

[amandapanda]

All I do these days is burp burp burp!!!! Even in public when I'm eating out - I'm such a pig, lol!!!! xx

 

[Lou_1]

Oh that 'fluffing' isn't good lol!

I leaned over to pick something up earlier and a little squeeky one popped out

OH couldn't stop laughing at me He said the other night when I was sleeping he was lying up right behind me and I 'fluffed' on his leg

ur funny hahahahah

 

[flopsybunny]

He said the other night when I was sleeping he was lying up right behind me and I 'fluffed' on his leg

Lol that has had me giggling out loud for the last few minutes! Fortunately I am keeping control of any 'fluffing' still at the moment. I would be so ashamed if OH heard me! Lol he keeps marvelling that the whole time we have been together he only heard me fluff once and that was when I was asleep! Lol

Xx

 

[Rachey]

He said the other night when I was sleeping he was lying up right behind me and I 'fluffed' on his leg

Lol that has had me giggling out loud for the last few minutes! Fortunately I am keeping control of any 'fluffing' still at the moment. I would be so ashamed if OH heard me! Lol he keeps marvelling that the whole time we have been together he only heard me fluff once and that was when I was asleep! Lol

Xx

LOL I used to be like that too! A few months back I would have been mortified if he heard me! But after that I don't think there's much point in me trying to hide it

xxx

 

[Lulu_Laroo]

Hehehe there is NO way I would be able to hide it from OH, it happens too often at the moment, so I just go for it!

I think he's used to it now, but he asks if I need to fluff before cuddling me at night, and often puts a pillow behind my bum in bed

 

[Lulu_Laroo]

Also, I felt I should add that OH believes that 'increased wind' during pregnancy is a conspiracy and women would fart this amount normally if they felt they could get away with it. So he's basically saying that women are using pregnancy as an excuse to fart to their hearts content. Cheeky git!!!

 

[flopsybunny]

My OH thinks that! He thinks anything I blame on pregnancy is normal really and I a making excuses. Lol! Especially my moodswings, increased appetite and need to sleep all the time! Lol! He thinks that the greedy, lazy grump I am at the moment is my true colours coming through! Lol!

Xx

 

[Lou_1]

My OH thinks that! He thinks anything I blame on pregnancy is normal really and I a making excuses. Lol! Especially my moodswings, increased appetite and need to sleep all the time! Lol! He thinks that the greedy, lazy grump I am at the moment is my true colours coming through! Lol!

Xx

Im not letting my OH see tht comment as he says tht all the time xx lol

 

[jld123]

this thread is hilarious, it had me laughin aloud.

Me and my boyfriend tend to take baths together, he'll sit behind and i'll sit in front. i couple of weeks ago we were sat like that in the bath and i have my knees up to my chin and he was cuddling me from behiind and a little squeeky parp escaped from my bot bot and i flinched and it was silence for like 5 uncomfortable seconds afterwards until he goes to me 'did you just fart in the bath'

oh the shame, i could have died there and then!!

 

[Crimson92]

I was carrying on with OH and was sitting on top of him (play fighting) and 'fluffed' he just asked if I just popped and told me I needed to put a plug in my bum and started tickling me !

But I sneeze loads too now, and the skin on my face has went really really dry xx

 

[Lulu_Laroo]

Haha Kole, tickling you is the worst thing he could do because it makes you lose control and you might let more out!!!!

 

[Crimson92]

yes I know ! and he does it all the time too ! But he farts sooooo much I just tell him he can handle a few of my small ones (and noisy ones when I am sleeping apparantly) to me having to deal with his big smelly ones ALL the time ! x

 

[Merfairy]

Hi, burping is one of the problems I am having along with serious indegestion; I am kinda pig like as my appetite is massive and while I am stuffing my face over dinner, he is eating very politely and I always finish before him which isn't very ladylike. I feel like such a slob sometimes at teatime and he also says I have been 'gently puffing' at night which is embarrasing and commented on lifting the cover for air...

I have gone from being ladylike to being ape-like...

Mmm.. being pregnant is a dream for bringing out our animal traits..

Some of the posts are very funny... x