My CV....please look, i am looking for a new job :) lol

[xrachx]

Right, we have been going through the process of selling our house, we have had our house valued (by quite a few places) and now we have been looking at different types of morgages, we have had a couple of financial advisers round too and they always ask..."so are you working?"
and i answer no, and they say..."oh so you are just a housewife then?"
so i say....Domestic technition, yes.
It got me thinking that the hardest job in the world needs some titles so here are mine....
**MY "CV"**
Domestic Technition,
NVQ level 2 in advanced childcare,
Entertainment Manager,
Events Planner,
Special Operations initiator,
Homework club, (main member)
Food Supplier, and Launderer,
19 years experience in Love Giving
Driving Licence held for 14 years

What do you think? i would say i am over experienced for any other job.x

 

[Snuggle]

 

[Happybunny]

"oh so you are just a housewife then?"

Cheeky bugger!!

You forgot to mention:

First Aider
Head Nutritionist (although food supplier may cover it)
Dispute mediator
Finance Officer

I would give you a job!!

 

[Squiglet]

not to mention...

law enforcement
festivities caterer
Dressmaker,
Tailor
cleaner
Personal assistant
....

 

[happy-chick]

Haha love it!

 

[lfc_sarah]

Id love to see the man who said that how hard "just a housewife" is