Men jokes to smile at

[fynemum]

I just wanted to give you girls a wee laugh to bring in the weekend...
Do Not take offence as these are not serious only fun....
One for the housewife
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma ."
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied
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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Hope you enjoyed will post more tomorrow

 

[loulou1980]

 

[sarah113]

 

[fynemum]

Glad you found them funny, I have a few more but i am not sure this is the right place to tell them All clean btw...

 

[cloud9]

 

[mishm]