A woman sitting in a restaurant suddenly began to cough.
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress.
Two locals, MacKenzie and Donald sitting at the next table turned to
look at her.
Kin ya swalla ? Asked MacKenzie.
The woman signalled 'No!' , desperately shaking her head.
Kin ya breathe ? Asked MacDonald.
The woman shook her head NO !!!
With that, MacKenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her
dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack
of her backside.
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm, that the obstruction
flew out of her mouth and she began to breath again.
MacKenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his
beer.
Donald said in admiration, "Ya know MacKenzie, I'd heard of that bloody
'Hind Lick Manoeuvre', but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do
it".
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress.
Two locals, MacKenzie and Donald sitting at the next table turned to
look at her.
Kin ya swalla ? Asked MacKenzie.
The woman signalled 'No!' , desperately shaking her head.
Kin ya breathe ? Asked MacDonald.
The woman shook her head NO !!!
With that, MacKenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her
dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack
of her backside.
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm, that the obstruction
flew out of her mouth and she began to breath again.
MacKenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his
beer.
Donald said in admiration, "Ya know MacKenzie, I'd heard of that bloody
'Hind Lick Manoeuvre', but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do
it".
