May only be funny to Essex mums...

[Jade&Evie]

if you've just had a baby.... make sure you hold your pelvic floors NOW....

Recently at an antenatal class I was earwigging a couple of girls in the waiting room. Me and OH were giggling over the pregnant one sitting in a hot pink velour tracksuit- showing the world all her lovely stretchmarks and muffin top when I heard them start talking about names...

Friend: " Have you thought of any names yet?"
Pregnant Girl: " Well, I like unusual names and if its a girl i want to call her Canvey..."
Friend: "Canvey? Thats well different..."
Pregnant Girl: "Well you know how the Beckhams named their babies after where they was made- I thought that was nice"

Me: WETTING MYSELF ON THE FLOOR!




(FOR THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH ESSEX- CANVEY ISLAND IS A PLACE NOT TOO FAR FROM SOUTHEND THAT CONSTANTLY GETS MOCKED BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE THERE ARE ALL A BIT ODD... SORRY IF I'VE JUST OFFENDED ANYONE!!)

 

[kirlykird]

Would loved to have been there How did you disguise your laughter?

 

[Jade&Evie]

i didn't really. I seem to have lost the ability to be tactful in the last few weeks....

Last week, when my MIL said how much I'd grown I replied with "you're no spring chicken yourself!"

OH looked like he was about to explode!

 

[mum2be?]

lol

thats so funny , im from basildon lol

 

[Jade&Evie]

lol, thinking of calling your child Baz??!!

I'm in Chalkwell so not too far away

 

[mum2be?]

lol, thinking of calling your child Baz??!!

I'm in Chalkwell so not too far away

im atually live in vange but no way will i ever call my children vange lol

 

[SarahH]

i didn't really. I seem to have lost the ability to be tactful in the last few weeks....

Last week, when my MIL said how much I'd grown I replied with "you're no spring chicken yourself!"

OH looked like he was about to explode!

Oooh, how I wish I could say that to my MIL!