Madame Zaritska predicts your birth experience

[debecca]

OK, I confess, I nicked this from Tri 2!

http://pregnancyandbaby.com/pregnancy/b ... ce-736.htm

I like my prediction lots:

The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in the morning.

After a labor lasting approximately 9 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 15 ounces, and will be 19 inches long. This child will have blue eyes and be completely bald.

Well, it's definitely windy outside now

And she's definitely a biffy girl

And I was bald for months with blue eyes!!!!

Of course it's a load of old twaddle but hey. Have some fun girls!

 

[muppetmummy]

What she senses for you
The day you deliver, outside will be breezy. Your baby will arrive at night.

After a labor lasting approximately 11 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 19-1/2 inches long. This child will have blue eyes and be completely bald.

But there is more. Although you may feel tired, your pregnancy will be over before you are truly ready to let go of having this precious baby you have all to yourself. I sense that you will look back and long for these days. I suggest doing something now to preserve some memories of this time. Many women enjoy making a belly cast. Perhaps you would be interested, too.

I'm not liking the 11 hour labour

 

[Sherlock]

OK, here is mine

What she senses for you
The day you deliver, outside will be rainy. Your baby will arrive in wee hours of the morning .

After a labor lasting approximately 9 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 6 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and a little patch of brown hair.

7'6lb

18 inches

And dark brown eyes will be impossible as hubby is blue and I am green.

And boy

I love the little sales pitch after the prediction also. Priceless

 

[Charlie:-)]

Ha ha this is fun!

Heres mine



The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your baby will arrive in the evening.

After a labor lasting approximately 3 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 4 ounces, and will be 19 inches long. This child will have green eyes and a little patch of brown hair.

Hope the 3 hours labour is correct and girl prediction

 

[Lisamj]

The day you deliver, outside will be rainy. Your baby will arrive in the early evening.

After a labor lasting approximately 10 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 3 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have green eyes and a little patch of brown hair.

Happy with that prediction...she could have shaved a pound or so off the weight though lol!

 

[Lisamj]

P.S Did I miss something in my upbringing.....what in the hell colour is goldenrod????

 

[Sherlock]

P.S Did I miss something in my upbringing.....what in the hell colour is goldenrod????

Bright yellow Its a flower, long tall and yellow, flowers in spring/summer

 

[debecca]

P.S Did I miss something in my upbringing.....what in the hell colour is goldenrod????

Bright yellow Its a flower, long tall and yellow, flowers in spring/summer

Good knowledge Sherlock.

ave you ever thought of going on University Challenge?!

 

[Charlie:-)]

its now raining outside in West Yorks so I just done another prediction

The day you deliver, outside will be slightly overcast. Your baby will arrive in wee hours of the morning .

After a labor lasting approximately 3 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 8 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and some blond hair.

Not sure about the blond hair and blue eyes both me & OH are dark hair and dark eyes.

 

[Sherlock]

P.S Did I miss something in my upbringing.....what in the hell colour is goldenrod????

Bright yellow Its a flower, long tall and yellow, flowers in spring/summer

Good knowledge Sherlock.

ave you ever thought of going on University Challenge?!

Hehe we love watching that. Between us hubby and I do quite well. Same with Mastermind and the Lottery quiz shows. Millionaire is another I do well on if I ever watch it.

I just have one of those useless minds that stores trivia. My husband is forever asking me stuff. Or if say he channel surfs and a film comes on, he starts counting to ten and is peeved when I don't answer with the film title at least. He usually expects (and gets) year it was made, actors and sometimes the director also

I am a fountain of useless information. Plus I have the ability to drag it out of the depths when I need it

As to actually knowing something useful

 

[Rachel]

The day you deliver, outside will be breezy. Your baby will arrive in the morning.

After a labor lasting approximately 9 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 10 pounds, 12 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have blue eyes and be almost bald.

A girl? Better not be, everything I have bought is blue

10lbs 12oz

 

[abcd1234]

Mine was totally wrong, i did one which said i was having a boy, after 9 hour labour with no hair and blue eyes (scared me a little as all these things tell me shes a boy)

Second one i did said i was having i girl, 2 hour labour no ta, with brown eyes and little bit of hair

Now like Sherlock's my baby cant have brown eyes, baby daddy and me have pretty much identical eyes! Blue/green with a darker ring around the edge, they are by no means brown!!! Agh well, if only it'd got it right i could ocnvince myself im in for an easy ride lol

 

[xJuliex]

The day you deliver, outside will be rainy. Your baby will arrive in wee hours of the morning .

After a labor lasting approximately 13 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 8 ounces, and will be 19 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and be completely bald.

But there is more. I sense that you are feeling some stress. This is very normal.

The day you deliver, outside will be rainy no suprise there!!
After a labor lasting approximately 13 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Well he's defo a boy!!
Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 8 ounces, and will be 19 inches long. I Hope this is true!!
This child will have light blue eyes and be completely bald.
Very Likely! Me and babys dad have blue eyes and i was completely bold for ages after i was born.
I sense that you are feeling some stress.Spot on!!!

 

[debecca]

I sense that you are feeling some stress.Spot on!!!

To be fair, that's a pretty good prediction to make to a pregnant woman!

I think I might set myself up as a Psychic after Connie is born and start raking in the dosh

 

[joj]

The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your baby will arrive in the early evening.

After a labor lasting approximately 5 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 5 ounces, and will be 21-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and a lot of hair.

I don't mind the sound of that, prob means I'm in for a long labour with a 10 pound baby though!

 

[BeckyJ]

What she senses for you
The day you deliver, outside will be blustery. Your baby will arrive in the afternoon.

After a labor lasting approximately 10 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 14 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and a lot of hair.

But there is more. I get the impression that there is something in your life that is not yet settled. Something about... something about a name? Ah -- a baby name

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well im team green so she could be right although i suspect girl

she is right in a way as we are not convinced on girls names but 100% on boys

ahh well we will soon she how good she is lol

 

[keli]

Ha Ha what a load of.... im having a girl she says.. been told boy and she she's something not settled for me.. a babys name, that's a surprise! I'm having a baby and i might not have chose name! lol..did make me smile tho

 

[sarah2807]

The day you deliver, outside will be overcast. Your baby will arrive in the afternoon.

After a labor lasting approximately 9 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 22 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and some very fine hair.

But there is more. I sense that you are in need of distraction. Some enjoyment. Have you thought about belly painting? Take a look.

i don't like mine...
Not too keen on the 9 hours labour....I was hoping for 1 hour or less!!!
I'm having a girl not a boy and neither me or DH have brown eyes!!


Does anyone want this baby???????? I don't think it's mine!!!

 

[lulu]

This is mine..........

The day you deliver, outside will be foggy. Your baby will arrive in wee hours of the morning .

After a labor lasting approximately 20 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and some very fine hair.

But there is more. I sense that you have thought about labor in the water

20 hours - not another long labour!!!
A boy - well i would like a girl but have said all along I bet I get a boy!
8 pound 10 - weirdly this is what Jack weighed.
Dont all babies have blue eyes at first!!!
And as for the water birth thing, after last time and my experience in the bath - no thanks!

 

[Suzie and Faith]

I did one of these before:



The day you deliver it will be sunny and warm but not too hot.

After a labor lasting approximately 2 minutes, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 22 inches long. This child will have big blue eyes and some very fine hair with a pink robbon tied in it