For a laugh - predict YOUR birth experience!

[Suzie and Faith]

The day you deliver, outside will be sunny and lovely but not too hot. Your baby will arrive in the morning.

After a labour lasting approximately 6 seconds your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 2 ounces, and will be 19 inches long. This child will have big blue eyes and fair hair with a pink ribbon in it.

But there is more. You will have no pain, tearing or grossness afterwards. Your tummy will spring back tighter and smaller than it was pre-pregnancy. And your hair will be extra shiny...

 

[Urchin]

LOL yeah the last animal I saw was an ocelot

Still, at least it wasn't a skunk.

 

[Geordie&Bairn]

What she senses for you
The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your baby will arrive in the afternoon.

After a labor lasting approximately 17 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 15 ounces, and will be 19-1/2 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and some blond hair.

But there is more. I know you imagine your baby often. You wonder if your baby is safe and healthy. Why don't you go listen to a baby's heartbeat and think soothing thoughts about your own child.

17 hours nope mines out in half an hour
6 pounds not likely My Son going to be huge is know it

light blue eyes and blonde hair (that would cause suspition)
NO CHANCE i have Auburn, James has dark brown (whats left of it )not a blonde in either side of our families

sarah

 

[Geordie&Bairn]

The day you deliver, outside will be sunny and lovely but not too hot. Your baby will arrive in the morning.

After a labour lasting approximately 6 seconds your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 2 ounces, and will be 19 inches long. This child will have big blue eyes and fair hair with a pink ribbon in it.

But there is more. You will have no pain, tearing or grossness afterwards. Your tummy will spring back tighter and smaller than it was pre-pregnancy. And your hair will be extra shiny...

YOU SO MADE THAT UP YOUR SELF

 

[kalia]

The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive at night.

After a labor lasting approximately 10 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 10 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and be almost bald.

But there is more. I sense that you have thought about labor in the water. You ask yourself, "Why do women find it helpful?" I think you should look here to find out more.


Bloody hell, that's a big baby!
I was bald for a year so it looks like LO will take after me

 

[lfc_sarah]

I dont actually know wether i was born in the morning or not...

but anyway.....

What she senses for you
The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your baby will arrive in the early evening.

After a labor lasting approximately 16 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 5 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and dark hair.

But there is more. I know you imagine your baby often. You wonder if your baby is safe and healthy. Why don't you go listen to a baby's heartbeat and think soothing thoughts about your own child.Pregnancy & Baby

Could be as im small and carrying a boy....
But i doubt the bit about dark hair... 8)

 

[shadow]

The day you deliver, outside will be rainy. Your baby will arrive in the afternoon.

After a labor lasting approximately 24 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 5 pounds, 15 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and a little patch of brown hair.

But there is more. I get the impression that there is something in your life that is not yet settled. Something about... something about a name? Ah -- a baby name. Why don't you look here for help with finding the perfect name for your precious child

i think thats really cool, except for the 24hr labour! Cant wait to see if it comes true!

 

[jendav81]

The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your baby will arrive in the afternoon.

After a labor lasting approximately 21 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 14 ounces, and will be 17 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and a little patch of brown hair.

But there is more. I sense that you are in need of distraction. Some enjoyment. Have you thought about belly painting?

Well we are having a boy and I have really dark brown eyes and we both have brown hair, but don't really fancy a 21 hour labour..... but apparently my mum was 36 hours with me eek!!!!!

Anyway, I'm bored, off to do some belly painting!!!!

 

[sarah2807]

The day you deliver, outside will be sunny and lovely but not too hot. Your baby will arrive in the morning.

After a labour lasting approximately 6 seconds your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 2 ounces, and will be 19 inches long. This child will have big blue eyes and fair hair with a pink ribbon in it.

But there is more. You will have no pain, tearing or grossness afterwards. Your tummy will spring back tighter and smaller than it was pre-pregnancy. And your hair will be extra shiny...

I want one of those!!!

 

[Emma58]

The day you deliver, outside will be rainy. Your baby will arrive in the evening.

After a labor lasting approximately 5 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 9 pounds, 2 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and be almost bald.

But there is more. I know you imagine your baby often. You wonder if your baby is safe and healthy. Why don't you go listen to a baby's heartbeat and think soothing thoughts about your own child.


* Yes I'm having a boy
* Not sure on the weight I keep getting told he isn't likely to be a big baby
* Me and OH both have blue eyes
* Bald He'll def take after OH then

 

[maldives]

The day you deliver, outside will be rainy. Your baby will arrive in the evening.

After a labor lasting approximately 18 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 2 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and some very fine hair.

I'm having a boy!
rest might be right!

 

[GBLiz]

What she senses for you
The day you deliver, outside will be warm. Your baby will arrive in the morning.

dont think its likely to be warm any time soon!
After a labor lasting approximately 20 hours, your child, a boy, will be born.
im having a girl!
Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long.
unless im pregnant another month she wont be that big!

This child will have light blue eyes and some very fine hair.
pretty much impossible as i come from a dark haired dark eyed family and OH is Indian!!!

But there is more. I sense that you have thought about labor in the water. You ask yourself, "Why do women find it helpful?" I think you should look here to find out more
i havent really considered a waterborth at all.

couldnt be more wrong really!!


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[Emma58]

What she senses for you
The day you deliver, outside will be warm. Your baby will arrive in the morning.

dont think its likely to be warm any time soon!

It's been warm today

 

[Jade&Evie]

The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in the morning.

After a labor lasting approximately 6 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have hazel eyes and dark hair.

But there is more. Although you may feel tired, your pregnancy will be over before you are truly ready to let go of having this precious baby you have all to yourself. I sense that you will look back and long for these days. I suggest doing something now to preserve some memories of this time.

erm, I don't want to be any earlier than expected- I only have 6 weeks as it is!!! she's got the sex right- and the birth weight prediction is similar to the one midwife gave me so you never know.... !!!! 6 HOUR LABOUR!! THATS GREAT!!!!!

***UPDATE!!!***
I was 10 days early, my labour lasted 6 hours and 24 minutes from my first twinge to delivery and Evie arrived at 07.24 weighing 6lb 6oz...

NOT A BAD EFFORT!!

Anyone else got a spookily true one?

 

[Tillytots]

Ok here is mine..

The day you deliver, outside will be slightly overcast. Your baby will arrive in the afternoon.

After a labor lasting approximately 15 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 15 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and a lot of hair.

But there is more. I sense that you are in need of distraction. Some enjoyment. Have you thought about belly painting?

Well, Im having a boy, if it is 15 hours then he isnt coming today in the afternoon 8lb 15oz sounds about right from what they have estimated dont weigh any more!! Lots of har should be right. Eye colour is difficult to determine as my eyes are a mixture of blue/green/brown...they are the maddest eyes colour you have ever seen and they appear different on different days We shall see

Jade that prediction is very scarily right!!