lmao! i gave birth last night :D

[lisa&alex]

i had a dream i was in labour...

and alex called the mw at last min, and i was sitting on the toilet and the baby was crowning..i was shouting at alex to get the camcorder and camera.. and he couldnt find it.. so i was holding the head in with my hand and went to get them lol...

then went onto the sofa.. with the mw winging to me that i had to push the baby out.. and the baby started crying from inside me lol...

so i sat on the sofa.. and started to push.. and shouting at alex.. are you filming...he and the mw were sitting at the table having a cuppa and a chat.. i pushed and push

and out popped a potato!! the mw came running over and said.. oh its a potato.. either that or its just water. you obviously wernt pregnant.. keep pushing tho.. then i poo'd all over a cream sofa (mine is brown leather lol) and i looked down and the poo was purple...

i woke up laughing.. made my day i tell u..

 

[Babylicious]

 

[ella]

that is totally nuts - are you going to film the birth in real life?? - just curious

 

[lisa&alex]

i cant wait for kim to see this post lol..

yeah we are.. i did with charlotte..it was side view.. my mum was my birthing partner last time and its gonna be just me and alex this time.. so it will be nice for erh to see as i think she will feel left out. but i really just want me and him.. plus.. i was so drugged up on gas and air last time i cant remember it.. whenever i watch it i cry.. its so emotional.. plus.. charlottes gran is on the film as soon as i was cleaned up.. and shes dead now.. she died when charl was 2..so its lovely to have that for charlotte when shes older..

 

[Moomum]

hahaha - faf!!! You made my day!

 

[youngmumtobe20]

that has got to be one of the strangest dreams on here yet lol

 

[Squiglet]

beats giving birth to a lizard... Ive had that a few times...

 

[DebbieM]

 

[Kayte&Bump]

My mum had a dream that SHE gave birth last night and I wasnt pregnant at all. But the baby was silent and just pooed all the time lol

xx

 

[Kimbo]

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

i wanna film it

 

[helsekia]

awwwww and does the lovely potato have a name?

 

[Bloom]

 

[Eblinx]

hahahaha! that made me laugh! i have not had any strange dreams like that.

 

[kellysomer]

and Dh thinks my dreams are weird!!??? You're bonkers but i am relieved the potato arrived well and healthy, did you mash, roast or chip it?