Killer Jigsaw

[evemarie8]

>A pregnant woman calls her husband and says:
>'Please come home and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I
>can't figure out how to get it started.'
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>Husband asks:
>'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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>Pregnant woman says:
>'According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger.'
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>Her husband decides to go home and help with the puzzle. She greets him
>and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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>He studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box, then turns to her
>and says:
>'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
>assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.'
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>Then he takes her hand and says:
>'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and
>then........' he sighs ,
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> ' .......let's put all these Frosties back in the box.'

 

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[frangelle]

I haven't heard that one before!!!

 

[Tangerinedream]

 

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[rhian85]

that made me really piss my self

 

[Sammystar]