A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and
takes a seat next to a
very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at
his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date
running late?"
"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this
state-of-the-art watch. I was
just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art
watch? What's so special
about it?"
Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be
broken because I'm wearing
panties!"
Bond smirks, taps his watch and says,
"Bloody thing's an hour fast."
takes a seat next to a
very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at
his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date
running late?"
"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this
state-of-the-art watch. I was
just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art
watch? What's so special
about it?"
Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be
broken because I'm wearing
panties!"
Bond smirks, taps his watch and says,
"Bloody thing's an hour fast."
