James Bond... lol

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  1. SarahH

    SarahH Well-Known Member

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    A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and
    takes a seat next to a
    very attractive woman.
    He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at
    his watch for a moment.
    The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date
    running late?"
    "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this
    state-of-the-art watch. I was
    just testing it."
    The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art
    watch? What's so special
    about it?"
    Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
    telepathically."
    The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
    "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."
    The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be
    broken because I'm wearing
    panties!"
    Bond smirks, taps his watch and says,
    "Bloody thing's an hour fast."
     
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