i wish....

[Squeakz]

babies came with a manual! just to put it out there!! xx

 

[AugustMum]

My mother has been my walking talking manual.

 

[Squeakz]

haha yeah iv been on the phone to my mum today lol! x

 

[bearsmummy]

Lol my mum too bless her I wouldn't be able to do it without her x


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[flexilexi394]

gonna hang onto my mother then x

 

[Princess81]

I wish men came with a manual too........ having said that it would be thicker than the encyclopedia brittanica (sp)

 

[titch]

Nope I reckon the mans manual would be very short;

Feed, , massage ego when behaving well, organise their life, remind intermittently that you are not their mother. Make instructions very clear. Ensure he is looking at you when giving instructions, if instruction is very important follow it up with a text/written note. This unit is not compatible with hints. This unit does not do anything out of routine without specific instructions, this includes remembering birthdays/anniversaries etc... Ensure that he remains aware that you will make mince meat out of his balls if he gets off with another woman/ does not follow instructions when delivered as described in this manual.

My mother is my baby hotline. her and this forum!

 

[titch]

oh and my next door neighbour has had 5 babies and childminded many more so I ring her doorbell sometimes!

 

[isobel84]

oh no!! i wont be able to run to my mum! this forum will have to be it for me

 

[titch]

ask me and Ill ask my mum for you!!

 

[flexilexi394]

yeah evelina this forum is the best for advice, so mother and forum are on my manual list x

 

[isobel84]

or my mum will have a really high phone bill from having to ring me up all the time haha I was quite ill one weekend and she spent over £100 to comfort me over phone!! so tinys mum it is!