A friend of my ex came round and started going "Oi bint, make me a cuppa" when I'd barely slept in about a week... so I went and made a cuppa with my breast milk, waiting till he had had a good gulp... he complained that I'd put too much sugar in it and I told him it was my boob milk.
I honestly can't remember if I actually ever tried my breast milk... I don't think Tia ever left me enough to try tbh. I know it's sticky and when you get p*ssed off at your OH you can go randomly around and squirt him in the face with your boob.. Usually puts them off..
I read a magazine article with Alex James from Blur who was saying he used to get his wife to put breast milk in his coffee cos it was so nice, and how he'd been trying to pursuade Gordon Ramsey to cook with it
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