funny things your lo's have come out with!

[hannahbet20]

well on a funny note i thought it would be cool to see what ur lo's have said which has made you ball over with laughter, mine is when i brought molly home from hospital and my eldest son saw me changing her bum he said she had two willys because hed never seen a baby girls bits and it was a little swollen , i thought it was so funny at the time.

 

[frangelle]

Yesterday me and kieran were watching TOTP 2 when Chesney Hawkes came on (I am the one and only ) and Kieran said

'That man's from America, and he's Michael Jackson's Dad but he can't get any work so he's sad' How random is that?!!!!

Also he thinks that when he was 17 he built our house and that we have to leave if he tells us to

(he's 4!!)

 

[Nic'n'Keeley]

Aww they sound so cute
and funny

 

[clairescunny55]

millie called my dad a naughty git and sat him on the naughty step lol

 

[Xena]

If Lydia hurts herself we always kiss her "poorly" better. Usually it's a finger or a knee or something.

I found it amusing when she sat down rather too hard yesterday though, then stood up and announed "bang bum! hurt bum! daddy kiss bum!" lmao!

She also pronounces things slightly wrongly so they sound like something else....

for example she broke Phil's computer a few weeks ago, and she went around saying "broken computer" only it came out sounding like "buggered ooter"

 

[mummykay]

for example she broke Phil's computer a few weeks ago, and she went around saying "broken computer" only it came out sounding like "buggered ooter"

 

[glitzyglamgirl]

When my youngest wasa bout 3/4 I had bought her a bride barbie, and she was happily playing with it while I was sitting nattering with a friend, when kas came running to me in hysterics, I really thought she had hurt herself as she very rarely got that upset, but she had taken the dress off and couldnt get it back on - it really was the end of the world! Anyway I said "give it here darling I'll put it on" and she wiped her nose, looked at me like I was mad and said "It wouldnt fit you!"

My eldest had glue ear for a while and it held her speaking back a bit so she had to have a little speech therapy till she caught up, and even after she had caught up good and proper she couldnt say milk but would instead say foot, I have no idea how lol, and I would promounce the syllables for her and it would go like this:

me - mi
lou - mi
me - ilk
lou - ilk
me - milk
lou - foot

 

[foxymum]

when Josh was about 3 ish, we were having a bed delivered from Argos & he always comes running to the door to see whos there ( nosey!!)
well he said to the delivery men 'my mums watching Trisha' ( i was )
as if i was this sad housewife with nothing better to do ( )

i was so embarassed!!! the delivery man told Josh that his wife watches it to so i was spared anymore
my kids are ALWAYS showing me up & they say such funny things, too many to think of

 

[mishm]

My daughter (shes 3) thinks she is a princess and for some reason she always call her daddy prince lol he gets very about it,anyway one night he went out with his mates and it was just me and her in so we got a takeaway and she came to the door with me and it was a young lad didnt really speak and my daugheter is so dramtic when shes telling you something she said to the man, Prince isnt in tonight,he didnt answer but i felt myself going to laugh then she said prince isnt in he is away to the pub to have some beer naughty prince, poor lad probs thought she was talking about a dog or something.

 

[Dee1985]

hahayha some of these are so funny.

Dior is still a bit young to come out with funny things yet - but i she always points to my boobs, i told her they were boobys, she calls them boogies and pulls her top up all the time giggling her head of saying "BOOGIES"
she asked me what my belly was called i told her its called "fatty" hahaha now she points to peoples bellyes and call them "fatty"

my brtoher tyler is 5 he comes out with such terrible things my mums friend has a hairy top lip. he asks her "why dont you shave" he was being sweet too making conversation , and my mums friend with goofy teeth he asked her if she was a vampire

 

[mum2be?]

 

[Redshoes]

My cousin's LO nearly took my eye out with a toy, and so I said be careful, that he could of hurt my eye, he said it was OK because I had another eye

 

[violet-glow]

Ive got one of those big kys for my 21st ...I put it up on the wall and Zack (aged 3) saw it and saw... 'OOOoo thats a big key... does it fit a big door?'

Also in the airport toilet I took zack in with me, as I sat on the toliet I farted (didnt mean to lol) and Zack shouted out "Mummy that was a REALLY big fart" lol


Theres so many lol ..... bless

 

[Dee1985]

HAHAHA i cant wait for Dior to reach 3!! but not looking forward to her dropping me in it

i can never fart and get away with it now. she runs to her daddy saying "daddy mummy stinks" and makes a noice pretending to heave

once i was waiting to get in the changing rooms, a little girl was waiting out side the door while her mum was getting changed she looked about 4, she was walking up and down looking under the door of every one getting changed, when her mum came out she said "mummy you have small boobs" ( she must have seen some one with bigger)

 

[Barmi_Brummeh]

dont u just love kids.
My little girl Summer ( shes 3 ) has been sayin sum funny things since i found out i was pregnant. She comes up n hugs me n coz of how tall she is she hugs ma belly, i go to hug her back n she shouts at me n tells me to stop huggin her coz she's huggin the baby lol bless her.

She's also got it in her head shes havin a baby aswell, but thing is she says baby in my belly is hers n baby in her belly is mine lol.

B4 i got preg we was out at the park n there was a rat ( eww) n she shouted 'Urrgghh mummy look that rats got a fat bum'