I know I'm not as far gone as some in 3rd tri..! But I want to skip the queue as I just want little one out now please
Getting out of bed hurts cos it uses stomach muscles, which hurts. I can't get out of the bath.. OH has to help me out.
I have to use shower gel that's called 'energising' or something similar as if I get too sleepy I lose my balance a bit and have had to grab the shower screen before to stop me falling out.
I think little one thinks it's fun to head butt me really low down.
I'm fed up of noticing new stretch marks gradually getting higher and higher up my belly.
It takes me twice as long to walk anywhere and even trips to town need planning - furthest shop first - so I carry bags the smallest distance possible.
I'm fed up of a night out of the house meaning a non alcoholic drink at the pub - I want to be able to go bowling/ice skating/organise and goto a gig.
I want to be able bend over and put my socks and shoes on without making animal noises.
I can't walk up the stairs as I keep losing my balance, so I crawl up on all fours.
I've done everything in the nursery, so I'm just sitting waiting and I wish I was using my maternity leave being with my little one instead of waiting.
At the same time I'm loving every miracle minute of being pregnant, and growing a little baby inside me, but it's difficult to be enthusiastic when most things hurt! I love you really baby, but really it's just getting too much now.