For a laugh - predict YOUR birth experience!

[daftscotslass]

One of my friends sent me this to cheer me up (not to be taken seriously!) - http://pregnancyandbaby.com/pregnancy/b ... ce-736.htm

The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your baby will arrive in wee hours of the morning .

After a labor lasting approximately 19 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 6 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have blue eyes and some blond hair.


I did it again a second time - it told me my baby would have brown hair and brown eyes. I bloody well hope not seeing as we both have blue eyes and it's not genetically possible for our baby to have brown eyes! Unless you can get pregnant from toilet seats like I was told at school.

 

[Jade&Evie]

The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in the morning.

After a labor lasting approximately 6 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have hazel eyes and dark hair.

But there is more. Although you may feel tired, your pregnancy will be over before you are truly ready to let go of having this precious baby you have all to yourself. I sense that you will look back and long for these days. I suggest doing something now to preserve some memories of this time.

erm, I don't want to be any earlier than expected- I only have 6 weeks as it is!!! she's got the sex right- and the birth weight prediction is similar to the one midwife gave me so you never know.... !!!! 6 HOUR LABOUR!! THATS GREAT!!!!!

 

[Tiggergirl]

After a labor lasting approximately 9 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 6 ounces, and will be 18 inches long.

Well that couldn't be more wrong. We had a growth scan yesterday and SHE is already 7 pounds

 

[lisa282]

The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive at night.

After a labor lasting approximately 22 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have hazel eyes and some very fine hair.

But there is more. I sense that you wonder if you will have a difficult time during labor and birth. Why don't you go listen to an actual birth? It may give you some encouragement!

I hope this is wrong. We are having a girl!! My first labour was only 5 hours and pretty easy so hoping this one is shorter, not longer. My first baby was 8lb 140z si I kinda expect this one to be similar! You never know though...

 

[Suzie and Faith]

The day you deliver, outside will be breezy. Your baby will arrive at night.

After a labor lasting approximately 11 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have hazel eyes and be completely bald.

But there is more. I sense that you wonder if you will have a difficult time during labor and birth.

A BOY - nope.
6lbs 10, - not likely, this ones going to be a whopper!
HAZEL eyes - me and my hubby are blue-eyed blondes, i think he'd be suspicious if baby's eyes were hazel! Lol.
Bald - well possibly
And OF COURSE i wonder if i'll have a difficult time, who doesn't!!

Did make me smile though

 

[Suzie and Faith]

I did it again with my other fave colour and i took a look out of the window before putting in the weather and i got this

The day you deliver, outside will be rainy. Your baby will arrive in the morning.

After a labor lasting approximately 4 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 3 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have green eyes and some very fine hair.

But there is more. I sense that you feel somewhat alone. Have faith; you are not alone.

SO much better
Girl - yes
8lb - more than likely
4 hour labour- wouldn't say no!


But what really made me laugh was the HAVE FAITH part as that's what we're calling our LO... lol.

 

[Jade&Evie]

lol, so me and BabyBee (take two) would like ours to be true....

Please

 

[sazzylou]

apparently im gonna have a 22 hour labour! Thats 5 hours longer than the last one. The swines. They got the sex right though

 

[Zobo]

What she senses for you
The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in the afternoon.

After a labor lasting approximately 22 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 15 ounces, and will be 17-1/2 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and dark hair.

But there is more. I know you imagine your baby often. You wonder if your baby is safe and healthy. Why don't you go listen to a baby's heartbeat and think soothing thoughts about your own child.

well..... im hoping everythings true apart from the 22 hours labour!!

 

[marie_77]

The day you deliver, outside will be slightly overcast. Your baby will arrive in the evening.

After a labor lasting approximately 19 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 2 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and some blond hair.

well will soon find out

marie x

 

[Penstraze]

The day you deliver, outside will be warm. Your baby will arrive in wee hours of the morning .

After a labor lasting approximately 6 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have green eyes and be completely bald.

But there is more. I sense that you wonder if you will have a difficult time during labor and birth. Why don't you go listen to an actual birth? It may give you some encouragement!


Hope mines true 6 hours, 7 lb10 and a girl would all be great! Hazel eyes and bald are also likely cause I think I was a bold baby and DH has Hazel eyes!!

 

[sarah2807]

The day you deliver, outside will be warm. Your baby will arrive in the morning.

After a labor lasting approximately 6 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 12 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and dark hair.

But there is more. I sense that you are in need of distraction. Some enjoyment. Have you thought about belly painting? Take a look.

well....I hope it's warm and it's in the morning
6 hour labour sounds good. (well about as good as labour can sound!!)
baby is a girl...so that's right.
8lb 12??? sounds like a bigish baby-not sure about that?
brown eyes...is also an impossibility for me and OH so if she does I'll be worried!!

belly painting...does that mean I have to walk around with me belly on display...NO CHANCE!!!

 

[*Cupcake*]

The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in wee hours of the morning .

After a labor lasting approximately 10 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 7 ounces, and will be 19 inches long. This child will have blue eyes and some very fine hair.

So my baby will be short ey?

 

[*Cupcake*]

PMSL if I put that I dont wear any rings as my hands are too swollen...

The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in wee hours of the morning .

After a labor lasting approximately 10 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 7 ounces, and will be 19 inches long. This child will have blue eyes and some very fine hair.

What a difference an enagement ring makes

 

[muppetmummy]

What she senses for you
The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive at night.

After a labor lasting approximately 17 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 15 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and some blond hair.

But there is more. I know you imagine your baby often. You wonder if your baby is safe and healthy. Why don't you go listen to a baby's heartbeat and think soothing thoughts about your own child.

I was hoping for a slightly shorter labour than 17 hours!

 

[Sophie1102]

What she senses for you
The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in the afternoon.

After a labor lasting approximately 22 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 14 ounces, and will be 17 inches long. This child will have blue eyes and some very fine hair.

But there is more. I get the impression that there is something in your life that is not yet settled. Something about... something about a name? Ah -- a baby name. Why don't you look here for help with finding the perfect name for your precious child.

Well, both my labours were shorter then what she has predicted, so I hope it doesn't last that long!!! and we know we are having a boy, plus 17 inches that is shorter than both of my girls when they were born

 

[Kimbo]

i want to play!!!!

The day you deliver, outside will be hot. Your baby will arrive in the morning.

After a labor lasting approximately 2 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 17 inches long. This child will have hazel eyes and some very fine hair.

But there is more. I sense that you wonder if you will have a difficult time during labor and birth. Why don't you go listen to an actual birth? It may give you some encouragement



**it wasnt hot... it was dull... born in the afternoon not morning
**my labour lasted 12 hours!!
**itwas a GIRL!!
**she weighed 7lb 11oz.... so VERY close!
**born with grey/blue eyes
** she has fine hair
and yes i had a difficult time!!


shes rubbish

 

[Happybunny]

My labour is going to be painless, 2 minutes long and the sky will be sunny and clear!

 

[AnnaR2B]

The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in the morning.

After a labor lasting approximately 18 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 12 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and some blond hair.

I quite like mine! Except me and hubby have blue eyes, weight seems about right ( ) and 18 hrs is better than my mums 30 odd hours !!!
Good find-scotslass

 

[Manda&Thomas]

The day you deliver, outside will be blustery. Your baby will arrive in the early evening.

After a labor lasting approximately 6 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 6 ounces, and will be 19 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and a lot of hair.

But there is more. It is perfectly healthy and normal to want to look good, even during these interesting months! I sense you feel a little reluctant. Well, you're not being silly or shallow -- you're taking care of yourself. And I am happy that you are.


mine sounds fantatsic only we both have blue eyes so not sure about the dark eyes thing
manda xx