Feeling sorry for myself

[Jen & Her Men]

Im in bed sick.

I have some sort of tummy bug. Either that or I have been possessed by a demon who is making me projectile vomit in an Exorcist styley.

So Im feeling very sorry for myself and need cheering up.

Anyone know any good jokes?

 

[jenna]

hope you feel better soon

 

[ella]

A woodworm walks into a bar

he walks up the counter and says

is the bar tender here







Is the bar tender here ha ha

ok I know its awful sorry, but I tried

 

[purple13]

what's ET short for?





















cos he's got little legs

 

[purple13]

how do you turn a duck into a 70's soul singer?


















put it in the microwave til its bill withers!!

 

[annem]

hope your better soon

 

[hotluck]

What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?























Sorted!

*winces*

 

[ella]

What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?























Sorted!

*winces*

 

[Babylicious]

 

[Jen & Her Men]

They are ace!! Thanks ladies you have made me chuckle!!

xx

 

[lauramleigh]

I felt like that last week... I have since discovered that i can no longer eat cereals cos it was the milk making me sick.. I had a cup of tea at the weekend and that made me feel bad so i am staying well clear of milk for now

 

[happy-chick]

Hope you feel better soon

 

[Squiglet]

Sorry it had to be done... but when I first saw this it had my chuckling away to myself for days...