Duck sex!?!

[Happybunny]

I have to share this!!

At 5.30 ish this morning I could hear loads of noise outside our house. Lots of rustling, clanging and a quack now and again. (I thought I imagined the quacking). It went on for a little bit and I thought I had better check it out. Our neighbours are on holiday and I wondered if someone was breaking into their house.

I looked out of our window and there, in our front garden was a male mallard making an awful racket. Then I realised there was a Mrs Duck underneath him!! They were getting their freak on!
Funnier still, a second male duck then popped his head out from under a wing!!!!!!!!! He was trying to disrupt the pair and get a piece of the action himself!!

I was woken up by a kinky duck threesome!!!!!!!!

OH thinks I am mad and I imagined it; he keeps asking me about the 'magic ducks' lol. (I didn't wake him up because he hadn't been able to sleep and didn't settle until 3am)

Now I know we live next to a Wetlands Trust, but I have never seen anything like this in our little corner of the suburbs!!

I feel unclean!!

 

[Geordie&Bairn]

ive seen a bull and a cow at it before while out on a walk Not a pretty sight
AWWWWWWW Soon you will have some cute ickle mlladrd chicks out side your window

 

[Ginnymarie]

he he that made me laugh !!!

Seagulls doing it, now that is not nice..my OH threw a potato at them and I fell out with him for being cruel...a potato would not hard these huge birds like !

x

 

[Bloom]

 

[Sherlock]

Hehe we see them at it all the time round here. Plus I keep chickens so its very similar.

And there are sheep, cows and pigs all witing 100 yards of our back door all going to be at it soon

 

[sazzylou]

my rabbits are often out in the garden , then they start "doing it"....well as much as they can. My male bunny was neutered ages ago, but the females younger and hasnt been done. She gets all excited and jumps on him and starts humping him either end, often he gets it in the face too Beth thinks she's trying to have a ride on his back

 

[debecca]

I feel sorry for female ducks.

I didn't realise for years that the mating method was for them to get gang-raped I cried when I heard but then I am a soppy sod

 

[sazzylou]

I feel sorry for female ducks.

I didn't realise for years that the mating method was for them to get gang-raped I cried when I heard but then I am a soppy sod

sorry but poor ducks though

 

[jools02]

at you lot!

 

[Jade&Evie]

I feel sorry for female ducks.

I didn't realise for years that the mating method was for them to get gang-raped I cried when I heard but then I am a soppy sod

 

[Happybunny]

I feel sorry for female ducks.

I didn't realise for years that the mating method was for them to get gang-raped I cried when I heard but then I am a soppy sod

lol, sorry for laughing. Did you really cry? Wow! Maybe they like all the male attention!

 

[muppetmummy]

 

[sarah2807]

 

[sarah113]

 

[Tangerinedream]

My house backs onto a big park with a huge duck pond. I go through the park to collect jake from nursery and I too have seen the ducks doing it, even 3-somes with 4 or 5 more watching Thankfully I dont have to explain to Jake what the are doing yet... i think Im just gonna tell him they are having a cuddle when he eventually does ask