I've had this emailed to me (seen it before, but still funny!!) What does your name work out as??
A CHUCKLE TO START THE DAY
>
> MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT......DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT
> YOUR NEW NAME IS
>
> We all need a little stress-reliever. This only takes a minute.
>
> Please don't be a bore & ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know
> including
> the person that sent it to you..
>
> Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness
> to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days
> than not.
>
> Here is your dose of humor....
>
> A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
>
> B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it
> to friends and family & co-workers.
>
> Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you so they
> know you participated.
>
> And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky
> Gizzardsniffer.
>
> The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And
> the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil
> Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
>
> So:-
>
> 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
> name:
>
> a = snickle
> b = doombah
> c = goober
> d = cheesey
> e = crusty
> f = greasy
> g = dumbo
> h = farcus
> i = dorky
> j = doofus
> k = funky
> l = boobie
> m = sleezy
> n = sloopy
> o = fluffy
> p = stinky
> q = slimy
> r = dorfus
> s = snooty
> t = tootsie
> u = dipsy
> v = sneezy
> w = liver
> x = skippy
> y = dinky
> z = zippy
>
> 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
> your new last name:
>
> a = dippin
> b = feather
> c = batty
> d = burger
> e = chicken
> f = barffy
> g = lizard
> h = waffle
> i = farkle
> j = monkey
> k = flippin
> l = fricken
> m = bubble
> n = rhino
> o = potty
> p = hamster
> q = buckle
> r = gizzard
> s = lickin
> t = snickle
> u = chuckle
> v = pickle
> w = hubble
> x = dingle
> y = gorilla
> z = girdl e
>
> 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of
> your new last name:
>
> a = butt
> b = boob
> c = face
> d = nose
> e = hump
> f = breath
> g = pants
> h = shorts
> i = lips
> j = honker
> k = head
> l = tush
> m = chunks
> n = dunkin
> o = brains
> p = biscuits
> q = toes
> r = doodle
> s = fanny
> t = sniffer
> u = sprinkles
> v = frack
> w = squirt
> x = humperdinck
> y = hiney
> z = juice
>
> Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
>
> Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.
>
> And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
> laugh an average of 4 times a day.
>
>
> Put more laughter in your day.
A CHUCKLE TO START THE DAY
>
> MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT......DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT
> YOUR NEW NAME IS
>
> We all need a little stress-reliever. This only takes a minute.
>
> Please don't be a bore & ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know
> including
> the person that sent it to you..
>
> Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness
> to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days
> than not.
>
> Here is your dose of humor....
>
> A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
>
> B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it
> to friends and family & co-workers.
>
> Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you so they
> know you participated.
>
> And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky
> Gizzardsniffer.
>
> The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And
> the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil
> Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
>
> So:-
>
> 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
> name:
>
> a = snickle
> b = doombah
> c = goober
> d = cheesey
> e = crusty
> f = greasy
> g = dumbo
> h = farcus
> i = dorky
> j = doofus
> k = funky
> l = boobie
> m = sleezy
> n = sloopy
> o = fluffy
> p = stinky
> q = slimy
> r = dorfus
> s = snooty
> t = tootsie
> u = dipsy
> v = sneezy
> w = liver
> x = skippy
> y = dinky
> z = zippy
>
> 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
> your new last name:
>
> a = dippin
> b = feather
> c = batty
> d = burger
> e = chicken
> f = barffy
> g = lizard
> h = waffle
> i = farkle
> j = monkey
> k = flippin
> l = fricken
> m = bubble
> n = rhino
> o = potty
> p = hamster
> q = buckle
> r = gizzard
> s = lickin
> t = snickle
> u = chuckle
> v = pickle
> w = hubble
> x = dingle
> y = gorilla
> z = girdl e
>
> 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of
> your new last name:
>
> a = butt
> b = boob
> c = face
> d = nose
> e = hump
> f = breath
> g = pants
> h = shorts
> i = lips
> j = honker
> k = head
> l = tush
> m = chunks
> n = dunkin
> o = brains
> p = biscuits
> q = toes
> r = doodle
> s = fanny
> t = sniffer
> u = sprinkles
> v = frack
> w = squirt
> x = humperdinck
> y = hiney
> z = juice
>
> Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
>
> Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.
>
> And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
> laugh an average of 4 times a day.
>
>
> Put more laughter in your day.
