Hehe!! I have a few, but some are american products but funny!!
Mars Condoms - helps you work, rest and play
Alka Seltzer Condoms - Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is!
Yellow Pages Condoms - Let your fingers do the walking
Bells Whisky Condoms - Afore ye go
Wonderbra Condoms - Hello boys
Camel Condoms (Ciggarettes) - Camel - where a man belongs
Alpo Condoms (it's a dog food) - Doesn't your dog deserve ALPO?
DHL Condoms - We keep your promises
Bisto Condoms - Ahhhhhh Bisto!
AT & T Condoms (mobile company, like O2) - Reach out and touch someone
Domestos Condoms - Domestos kills all known germs - Dead!
Firestone Tyres Condoms - Where the rubber meets the road
Kodak Condoms - You press the button - we do the rest
Penguin Condoms - P...P...P...Pick up a Penguin