condom joke

[Tara & Liam]

Have a laugh!


Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same marketing tag line............





* Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better

* Tesco Condoms - every little helps

* Nike Condoms - Just do it.

* Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

* Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

* KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.

* Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

* Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.

* Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

* Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

* Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.

* Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop

* Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper

* Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide

* FCUK condoms - no comment required.

* Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

* Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.

* Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

* Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

* Renault condoms - size really does matter!

* Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin

* Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes

* Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!

* Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

* Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world

* AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

* Pepperami condoms - its a bit of an animal

 

[Grace.]

 

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[glitzyglamgirl]

LMFAO thats hysterical! The domestos one had me snorting my tea right out of my nose haha

Gonna see if I can think of any more.....

 

[Becks&Riley]

Haha I love it

 

[mum2A&L]

did u know there are companies that can print logos on condoms. i useda printing company a while ago, and it was in their catalogue

 

[Gaby]

 

[sarah113]

i started crying cos i was laughing so much

 

[Emmerdale]

That is so funny

 

[cassi]

i love * Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

but FYI FCUK do make condoms, you can find them in superdrug or boots ...

 

[Sarah&Braydon]

that is great

 

[Ryan]

Damn thats good. Haha. Gotta pass that around. !!!

 

[Alfiesmummy]

thats hilarious

 

[neeko_1]

ahh that's good

 

[Charlotte & Emily]

that really cheered me up
thanks