Cacked myself last night.....

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well not literally!!!

Had a nice long soak in the bath and thought I would de-fuzz everywhere in preparation for birth/possible induction this week! So that in itself was stressful....mirror/bending over/bump etc.....was knackered afterwards!

Anyway gets outta bath....usual routine of moisturising etc etc.....shove a panty liner in....as u know what it's like when preggers!

Anyway an hour later....goes for a wee.....blood all over panty liner....well buggar me...after 9 months of not seeing blood....near on cacked myself....tears the works....took me a good 10 mins to realise I'd cut myself shaving!!!! :-/

DOH!!! just thought I'd share my 'moment'!!! Was horrible, but also what a div lol x


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Bless ya, think it'd scare me as well!!! Ouch xx
 
Bless ya hunny, i think we all would of done the same x x


 
loooool

Thats happened to me. Nearly died.

Doesn't help the fact that you never feel it when you've been cut!

I always think...what if the blood doesn't stop & I need to go to the hospital

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Thing is when I got a mirror and had a look it was a tiny nic!!! Anyone would have thought it was a huge cut!!

Relief when I realised tho lol :) xx


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aww this made me giggle with relief! but OMG would have scared me too! xxx
 
Lol! good job I realised and didn't take myself off to hospital for a nic on my foof ha! Now that would have been embarrassing :) lol xx


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:lol: this made me chuckle. The smallest cuts are the worst! I got OH to de-fuzz me yesterday because I couldn't quite work the back to front in the mirror!
 
:lol: this made me chuckle. The smallest cuts are the worst! I got OH to de-fuzz me yesterday because I couldn't quite work the back to front in the mirror!

Ha! Not sure I would trust OH with a razor near by bits....saying that clearly I'm not trustworthy either hah!! God I did panic though!!

The joys of being a woman! Like theyre actually gonna be bothered whether I'm de-fuzzed or not...but make us women feel better hey!! :) xx


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Haha :rofl: this thread is hilarious!

I'm always worrying about what the MWs will think of my downstairs! I'm booked in for a wax on wednesday and then another in about 4 weeks just before due date! Not that the MWs will care (or probably even notice!) but it just makes me feel better about myself!!

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I'd be mortified going in all hairy, but like u say they prob don't even care! Got my best friend to do my toenails for me yest too.....like they're gonna be looking at my feet haha! :) xx


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I'd be mortified going in all hairy, but like u say they prob don't even care! Got my best friend to do my toenails for me yest too.....like they're gonna be looking at my feet haha! :) xx

Hahaha you're not alone! Along with my wax on wednesday I'm getting a manicure and pedicure... And a hair cut! Just want to look my best haha!

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I can see this happening to me, atm I have to go by the feel. Had a pedicure a week ago, need to re-do polish though
Totally understand wanting to look your best althougt they probably couldnt care less about your hair etc
 
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I used a mirror and still managed to butcher myself lol!

Think I'm just gonna give up preening now til after the birth! Believe me no-one will be looking/going there for some time afterwards lol :) :) x


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Haha I know they couldn't care less about my hair or anything like that, I just wouldn't want to look like a tramp with hair like a scarecrow! Good timing really, I know I won't have any time for a hair cut when I have a new baby around, my hair will constantly be up in a bun!

My MW said she was exactly the same when she was pregnant, she was worried about looking her best! xx
 

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