Are you having a laugh?

[*Star*]

Just been to see the nurse to get the contraceptive injection.
So i got that fine and the nurse said that i wouldn't be protected from pregnancy for 7 days, so she gave me some condoms to 'last me for the week'

So anyway, they are in a purple bag so you cant see what they are. I get to the car, and look in the bag and there is TWENTY EIGHT condoms in there!!!!!!

I honestly laughed so much. We've managed it once in ten weeks, how on earth does she think we'll get through 28 condoms in just 7 days!!!!!!

 

[charlotteheys85]

hahahahaha thats soo funny! haha...

its like in hosptial, i got handed 10 condoms, the last thing on your mind after just giving birth is sex!

atleast you've got the option huni hehe xx

 

[Storm.]

4 times a day?

wha so ....

breakfast quickie,
Lunch time fumble,
tea time playtime
suppertime special??

 

[charlotteheys85]

4 times a day?

wha so ....

breakfast quickie,
Lunch time fumble,
tea time playtime
suppertime special??

hahaha thats class!!
when i get in bed tonite i'm going to ask OH for a supper time special, i'll let you know his response tomorrow haha xx

 

[*Star*]

lol 4 times a day - she has to be joking!

plus he works, so unless i borrow the next door neighbour i wont be getting the lunch time one lmao

 

[Storm.]

lol 4 times a day - she has to be joking!

plus he works, so unless i borrow the next door neighbour i wont be getting the lunch time one lmao

is your neighbour good looking...........???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[charlotteheys85]

lol hahahaha.. if he isnt, maybe the lunch time one could be with your best friend lol (if you've got one)

i mean a vibrator not literally your best friend BTW.. bad choice of wording then lol xx

 

[Storm.]

lol hahahaha.. if he isnt, maybe the lunch time one could be with your best friend lol (if you've got one)

i mean a vibrator not literally your best friend BTW.. bad choice of wording then lol xx

Aye but thats not using your one of four a day so it would have to be 5 times then..

breakfast quickie,
Lunch time fumble,
tea time playtime
suppertime special

and one for the ****actually has seconds thoughts on what she was gonna write!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[keli]

 

[charlotteheys85]

lol hahahaha.. if he isnt, maybe the lunch time one could be with your best friend lol (if you've got one)

i mean a vibrator not literally your best friend BTW.. bad choice of wording then lol xx

Aye but thats not using your one of four a day so it would have to be 5 times then..

breakfast quickie,
Lunch time fumble,
tea time playtime
suppertime special

and one for the ****actually has seconds thoughts on what she was gonna write!!!!!!!!!!!

explain i'm dippy lol xx

p.s i'm that frightened of gettin pregnant i'd end up covering my friend lol xx

 

[Storm.]

I was gonna put a rude reply but had second thoughts!!!!!!!!!

 

[*Star*]

lmao

 

[charlotteheys85]

i'm lost

 

[CH0C0H0LIC]

Not relevant

 

[daftscotslass]

LMAO that's brilliant. Same thing happened to me when I was on the pill and had to get antibiotics for an infection where I'd cut my finger. She said I'd to abstain or use condoms for a week. She told me to wait a moment, left the room and came back with a brown bag that had more condoms than I'd ever seen in my life. There were even chocolate mint ones in there Didn't even know they existed.

 

[Storm.]

Id forgotten about this, go on update us!!!!!!!!!

 

[*Star*]

lol we used a grand total of ZERO lmao.

i forgotten what it's like lol

 

[Babylicious]

those condoms are like wearing a diving suit too so I've heard

I'm going for the jab tomorrow just praying he don't give me condoms