Scarletts.Mummy
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Hey ladies.
Not having a very amusing day today......... lets see how yours compares
Me
- got up to postman chapping the door wanting a signature so answers door in long tee and pants. I dropped one of the letters he hands me and lets out a huuuuggeee fart postman looks mortified, my face has went beetroot and I I had to stand and sign his silly thing!
- asda gets delivered an hour later, turns out asda lady is looking at me funny (still in my long tee and pants btw) she leaves and my aunty arrives. Funnily enough tee is tucked into pants in bum area. my face once again beetroot aunty is
- made lunch soup then salad.....soup all down teeshirt and all over clean trousers ......change one.
- done dishes broke glass in sink water......bloody finger............blood all over top .......... change two.
- just sat on my ar$e (scuse french) thinking bloody god send peace and quiet to drink my tea...... phone rings....idiot loan company , I jump tea all over me and couch......change three and now iv had to clean carpet and couch too
Not having a very amusing day today......... lets see how yours compares
Me
- got up to postman chapping the door wanting a signature so answers door in long tee and pants. I dropped one of the letters he hands me and lets out a huuuuggeee fart postman looks mortified, my face has went beetroot and I I had to stand and sign his silly thing!
- asda gets delivered an hour later, turns out asda lady is looking at me funny (still in my long tee and pants btw) she leaves and my aunty arrives. Funnily enough tee is tucked into pants in bum area. my face once again beetroot aunty is
- made lunch soup then salad.....soup all down teeshirt and all over clean trousers ......change one.
- done dishes broke glass in sink water......bloody finger............blood all over top .......... change two.
- just sat on my ar$e (scuse french) thinking bloody god send peace and quiet to drink my tea...... phone rings....idiot loan company , I jump tea all over me and couch......change three and now iv had to clean carpet and couch too