Your birth story in 6 words.

[Hazel]

Very quick, bit of a shock!

 

[Minxy]

Doing it AGAIN??!!! More fool me

 

[Emma58]

Quick, speedy, fast, rushed, amazing,fantastic.

 

[Squiglet]

Where is my epidural... too late..

 

[daftscotslass]

I hope it's better next time

 

[MagicMarkers]

A pain in my arse hole !

 

[nickilubs]

"Move away from the rudey bits!!!!"

Then my after birth story "awwww shes all slimey...how cute"

 

[maybebaby]

The same again this time please!

 

[mum2A&L]

I JUST NEED A F***ING POO!!!


(I would like to add i said that countless times whilst in labour )

 

[MagicMarkers]

lol lovely looking poo youve got there though eh !!

 

[clarey]

Cant wait to do it again!

Lol even though it wasnt an easy ride, must be love

 

[rachie29]

birth plan? what f**kin birth plan...

 

[Tangerinedream]

long, difficult, painful, but worth it!

 

[Kylie1007]

early, very quick, born at home!

 

[claireyfairey]

Evolution please make men do it

Love it!!!

Mine:

Scary, exciting, intense, painful, amazing, empowering

 

[joj]

F**king awful, amazing and worth it!

 

[lozam80]

Most painful weridest beautiful experience ever!

 

[samandbump]

yippee, bring on the next time!!!
(i loved being in labour!!!!!!!!!!!)

 

[valentine]

Happy home water birth loved it

 

[zebrastripes]

here's mine

"You are slitting my stomch open!"

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