wots the most embarrasing....

[Sarah&Braydon]

thing ur baby has done??

today wen i was out with mum dad and my sister, this lil old lady came up and asked if she could see B i sed yes so she was there tlking to Braydon and then 2 seconds later was blowing rasberrys and yes spat al over this lady i didnt know where to look lol

 

[emilia]

Boot Camp for your laddie!!!!

Emilia xx

 

[Sarah&Braydon]

please no

 

[foxymum]

was in boots yesterday & josh (4yrs) flicked his trainer & it flew off, just skimmed the customer in front of mes head & then shot & hit the digital photo machine!!!

i was sooo embarrased

its lucky it didnt hit the woman in fronts head coz he flung it with sch a force that it would have hurt, i could have throttled him :!:

boys eh?

 

[tracyM]

I used to dread taking Daniel out anywhere. I lost track of the amount of times he asked in Asda 'why's he bald', 'why's she fat' and 'why does she look like a man'. 'Daniel, why've you got such a big gob'

 

[foxymum]

that made me crack up tracey!!! lol.
i've got a 9 yr old, 4 yr old & a 13 yr old stepson so i too have heard these comments too!!

'mum whys that lady got spots all over her face?' this was my 4 yr olds question to a distant friend when we saw her in asda & she had just had a baby!! oops!

 

[Lou]

This thread has reminded of something my sister said to my mum when she was little. They were on the bus and my sister turned to my mum and said "Why is that lady fat"? my mum said "shush she might hear you" and my sister said "why? doesn't she know?".

The only thing Isaac does that is a bit embarrassing is bursting into tears when a stranger talks to him. You have to say something like "oh he's tired" or "his teeth are coming through" When infact you just want to say "get your head out of his buggy and stop staring at him because he doesnt know you"!

Lou

 

[Sarah&Braydon]

get your head out of his buggy and stop staring at him because he doesnt know you"!

he he i know wot u mean lol

 

[Em78]

Alex is still a little yo ng to embarrass me - theres time though!

My neice once sat on the bus and said to her mum that the man in fronts head had made a hole in his hair! thankfully ( well not for him!) he was deaf too so didnt hear!

oh and my nephew was the worst, he had a thing about the word nutter when he was about 2½. anyway we were in a burger king on holiday and there were a load of mentally handicapped people on a day trip. we were all really careful not to say the N word in front of sam but when we got to the table my dh sat down and moaned - why do i always get stuck behind the nutter who wants to chat? Sam shouted at teh top of his lungs NUTTER! everyone looked and we just crawled under the table with our burgers and shamed faces!

x

 

[violet-glow]

Well hes not really a baby anymore but I just have to tell u this, I almost died.

Went shopping with my mum and zack (my 2 year old son) on friday, I had zack sitting in the trolley as perusual... he had to wait until someone walked passed arrgghh.. then let out the most enormous fart ive ever heard in my life, god and the smell lol. To follow that he smiles and says 'I farted!' I died my head fell into my hands and i started giggling... the lady that walked past looked at zack and said 'I know u farted love everyone in the shop can smell it' lol

(just another thing to tell his future girlfriends hehe)

xx

 

[violet-glow]

The only thing Isaac does that is a bit embarrassing is bursting into tears when a stranger talks to him. You have to say something like "oh he's tired" or "his teeth are coming through" When infact you just want to say "get your head out of his buggy and stop staring at him because he doesnt know you"!

Lou

LOL! I hate it when they do that! xx

 

[LouisecH]

The only thing that Zara's done is farted really loudly sitting on my lap when I was on the phone to NTL. There was a polite silence at the other end and I couldn't stop laughing. In fact I didn't even manage to say it was my baby because I was laughing so much but I think they would have thought it was a pitiful excuse. The miserable woman suggested that I call again a bit later.

My godson, however, did a classic. His mum took him on a really busy bus when he was 10 months old and when she finally managed to sit down she noticed he was holding someone's wig. Three seats ahead there was a bald little old woman...

 

[Em78]

Oh Louse the wig one is the best!

going to strap my boys hands to his sides when he is old enough to grab at stiff like that!

xx

 

[Tiny Sue]

Naomi hasn't really embarrassed me yet! She's too small! One thing she DID do though was projectile poo all over the paediatrician's office! I've never seen so much of the stuff in my life! Mind you it was breastmilk poo so it didn't smell bad, but there was just so much of the stuff, and it kept coming!

Sue

 

[michelle82]

when the mw came to do matthews heel prick test she had him at a funny angle and because he was crying he peed at the same time and the nappy couldnt hold it in so she got all wet too!! Thatll teach her for stabbing his foot!

 

[Sarah&Braydon]

i like that one michelle B is alway peeing over our HV lol

 

[Em78]

totally forgot when alex was still quite tiny i got him weighed at the hvs.

when she finished she said oh he's the first one today to pee in the scales!

as i lifted him out i said oh thats not all he's done in the scales!! a lovely runny yellow poo was in amongst the puddle of wee!! nice!

x

 

[*saulino*]

Hi

Sarah great thread these are too funny, Kiaras never done anything embarressing ..... YET.
Katrina