Washing Machine

[Jade89]

Fred & Mary have a code word for sex, the word is 'Washing Machine'. That night in bed Fred whispers to Mary ''Washing Machine''. Mary says ''Not tonight Dear, I'm tired''. Ten minutes later she feels guilty & says to Fred ''Washing Machine''. ''Too late'' says Fred....''It was only a small load so I did it by hand''

My Mum just sent me that

 

[keli]

 

[Serendipity_]

 

[cez8457]

 

[Melanie]

Hahahaha my Nana told me that one on the phone a few nights ago because my cousin had told her it.

 

[purple13]

Hahahaha my Nana told me that one on the phone a few nights ago because my cousin had told her it.

i honestly can't imagine my gran telling a joke like that!

i hope i'm like her when i'm older

 

[sarah113]