WARNING...........

[nicki]

If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes"

Delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it.

Apparently this one is pretty nasty.

It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.

It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.



It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers.



This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.




IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING? ?
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company.


It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.



It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
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WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.
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And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Send this warning to everyone!!!

THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!
Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!

And look at you - you're on the computer!!!!

 

[nathanmum]

i was pooping my pant then

 

[littlebump]

 

[Alfiesmummy]

I was panicking started logging into my email and everything that is fantastic

 

[Riley's Mommy]

i smelt a fish when i got to the part where it messes up other things like cards and vcrs lol

very funny though

 

[Keely]

 

[missac]

I actually turned to P and told him not to open an email entitled bedtimes!! What a wally!!

 

[Sarah&Braydon]

where do u get all these from ?

 

[Nic'n'Keeley]

i got scared then lol

 

[Tina & Gabs]

 

[nicki]

where do u get all these from ?

Alot of friends of mine WHO apparantly have full time jobs send them to me when they are apparantly working their little socks off!!!!!!!!!

 

[mum&2girls]

 

[Gaby]

I was gonna tell u the 20feet thing cant happen then kept reading

 

[foxymum]

you had me going worryingly for quite a while then !!!!!!!!!

 

[minxie]

oops..was just about to text my dad to warn him! lol

He has opend a virus email before which ruined his pc.

Im such a muppet

 

[Becks&Riley]

HAHA
I got to::

It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.


And I thought well how does it do that??
Duhhh