Useless information thread

[weestar21]

WHen a man ejaculates, the semen travels out at 25 miles per hour.

 

[weestar21]

You can't give a rodent carbonated beverages. It will die. This means you gerbilfromhell

A duck's quack doesn't echo. Nobody knows why.

According to British law, it is illegal for a Member of Parliament to call another Member of Parliament a hamster while Parliament is in session.
It's also illegal to:



Have three wheelchairs side by side in a London park

Laugh at a Royal's beard

Show a naked mannequin to a child under 10

Be drunk in charge of a cow

Put a stamp on an envelope upside-down (this is treason and punishable by death)



However it is legal for a female shop assistant to work topless - as long as she works in a tropical fish shop.

If the amount of pizza eaten by North Americans in one day was all in one big pizza, it would be bigger than three football fields.

 

[cloud9]

i used to work in a tropical fish shop..

Was i topless you decide

 

[weestar21]

on that note sorry i dont want to picture any woman topless on a tropical fish shop

 

[x-kirsty-x]

Frogs throw up, but they throw up their whole stomach, then empty it out by scooping with its webbed feet and the swallow the empty stomach again.

Thats horrible!!