Turn-ons/offs

[Alfiesmummy]

This is what turns me on ...

phwooooooooooar!

 

[Londoner Claire]

He's cute, love the hair.

 

[Alfiesmummy]

thankyou hunni, i think hes yummy anyway and the best turn on about him ? ... hes funny and has me in stitches

 

[Londoner Claire]

That makes a HUGE difference. I'm a bit mental and when you're like that and someone doesn't get your sense of humour or have one, it really sucks. It took Karl over a year to get used to my sarcasm.

 

[Alfiesmummy]

haha me and ian beat each other up i couldnt be with a lad who didnt like a bit of rough and tumble

 

[Londoner Claire]

Oh yeah, I love a bit of rough, gentle is boring.

Damn, can you tell I haven't gotten any in months?

 

[Alfiesmummy]

ill lend him to you hes like a dog on heat dont get me wrong hes um well hes very good but iv got no energy for him atm

 

[Londoner Claire]

Cheers, post him this way. I'll not kiss him, I just want some sex!

 

[Alfiesmummy]

do wat u want with him hunni, i should sell him really 100% satisfaction guaranteed. my god talk about killing 2 birds with one stone hed get his frustration out the way without me feelin like a zombie nxt day and id make some money oh yes!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Londoner Claire]

Hire him out but insist on always using protection and no feelings involved. You'll be minted in no time.

 

[Londoner Claire]

do wat u want with him hunni, i should sell him really 100% satisfaction guaranteed. my god talk about killing 2 birds with one stone hed get his frustration out the way without me feelin like a zombie nxt day and id make some money oh yes!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for your very generous offer but I now have the baby's dad here for the weekend, got a lot of catching up to do.

 

[glitzyglamgirl]

LMFAO Good thread!

My biggest trun on is someone whos intelligent, I swear a good heated debate on something can get me really horny! Phyically, it has to be a great kisser

Turn offs are are bigotry and nasal hair

 

[Londoner Claire]

LMFAO Good thread!

My biggest trun on is someone whos intelligent, I swear a good heated debate on something can get me really horny! Phyically, it has to be a great kisser

Turn offs are are bigotry and nasal hair

What about eyebrows? Eww the amount of guys with bushy eyebrows or worse grown together! If we are willing to pluck then so should they be.

 

[glitzyglamgirl]

LMFAO Good thread!

My biggest trun on is someone whos intelligent, I swear a good heated debate on something can get me really horny! Phyically, it has to be a great kisser

Turn offs are are bigotry and nasal hair

What about eyebrows? Eww the amount of guys with bushy eyebrows or worse grown together! If we are willing to pluck then so should they be.

lol i agree, my mum always said never trust a guy with a mono-brow, thing is I have a mono brow but ive been plucking for so long they hardly grow back anymore. My ex used to bleach and pluck his, dye his eyelashes and highlight his mullet. You can take it tooooo far! what the hell did i ever see in him??

my fiance has gorgous big brown eyes and thick black eyebrows - bushy enough to be sexy and manly but not too much - purrrrfect

 

[little*red]

My ex used to bleach and pluck his, dye his eyelashes and highlight his mullet.

lol i totally got the idea of your ex looking like George Michael in his WHAM! days!

 

[glitzyglamgirl]

My ex used to bleach and pluck his, dye his eyelashes and highlight his mullet.

lol i totally got the idea of your ex looking like George Michael in his WHAM! days!

nah, more like pat sharpe!

 

[Londoner Claire]

My mum used to say the same and I just think it looks really awful anyway. Snorting is real off-putting too, I put up with Ryan's dad doing that for 7 years, my mum couldn't stand being in the same room. lol

 

[chezzabell]

When he goes out on the piss eats a kebah on the way home, comes in is sick jumps into bed trys it on till he gets told to piss off, then in the morning stinks of garlic has minging breath and wants sex

As if when he smells so much

 

[Londoner Claire]

When he goes out on the p*ss eats a kebah on the way home, comes in is sick jumps into bed trys it on till he gets told to p*ss off, then in the morning stinks of garlic has minging breath and wants sex

As if when he smells so much

Eww what a lovely thought.

I can't stand it when you have to remind a guy to brush their teeth before bed, like they're a child. So grosse.

 

[kirlykird]

I love square manly shoulders like my OH's

I love bottoms and muscly thighs!!!

Hate smelly feet, things stuck in teeth hate hairy hairy men but love a little bit especially that little hairy line from his navel to.....ahem...