So I'm sitting at home marking children's work...

[daftscotslass]

They were writing stories about keeping healthy. This one made me snort out what I was drinking...

One day the dolphin family were swimming in the sea. The mum was called Mandy. She was talking to the dad, his name was Warren. They were arguing about Mandy being pregnant by another dolphin.

Oh... and they're 8.

 

[SarahH]

gotta love those kiddies!

 

[Jade&Evie]

I wonder if the kids Mum is Mandy....

 

[mudgey]

Thats hilarious!! You have to love children and the things they come out with

 

[LaineyG]

LOL so the poor child is -

1) A Hollyoaks fan

2) A fan of all other soaps that include the "pregnant by another man" storyline

 

[valentine]

I wonder if the kids Mum is Mandy....

Is it not the characters from Hollyoaks the child probably means?

 

[mummykay]

 

[daftscotslass]

Undoubtedly... she asked me today if I watched Friends

 

[ClaireJ]

Haha, what a classic!

You've got to love kids haven't you?

 

[Sephs]

I love stories children write.

 

[xrachx]

lmao!....

 

[claire2711]

haha!!

 

[Lou]

They were writing stories about keeping healthy. This one made me snort out what I was drinking...

One day the dolphin family were swimming in the sea. The mum was called Mandy. She was talking to the dad, his name was Warren. They were arguing about Mandy being pregnant by another dolphin.

Oh... and they're 8.

Whats that got to do with keeping healthy?

 

[daftscotslass]

They were writing stories about keeping healthy. This one made me snort out what I was drinking...

One day the dolphin family were swimming in the sea. The mum was called Mandy. She was talking to the dad, his name was Warren. They were arguing about Mandy being pregnant by another dolphin.

Oh... and they're 8.

Whats that got to do with keeping healthy?

Well that's the story so far... I dread to think of the health consequences of mummy dolphin's antics

 

[Lou]

They were writing stories about keeping healthy. This one made me snort out what I was drinking...

One day the dolphin family were swimming in the sea. The mum was called Mandy. She was talking to the dad, his name was Warren. They were arguing about Mandy being pregnant by another dolphin.

Oh... and they're 8.

Whats that got to do with keeping healthy?

Well that's the story so far... I dread to think of the health consequences of mummy dolphin's antics

EEK!

 

[helsekia]

sounds like a fab story and i cant wait for the next chapter

oh you gotta love what kids say they come out with some fab stuff

i was once watching a tv prog and an advert came on and it had a dinosaur in it.i said to my OH ''oh i didnt know your mother had auditioned for an ad''

a week later my MIL told me what id said..........kiara saw thead while at their house and said ''my mum said she didnt know you had made an ad nanna'''

 

[aramintalovegrove]

Do we get to hear the next chapter?

I have to confess to a guilty pleasure of watching the occasional Maury and always stress to my DS that this is not how reasonable Human beings conduct their life

 

[krissie23]

i was once watching a tv prog and an advert came on and it had a dinosaur in it.i said to my OH ''oh i didnt know your mother had auditioned for an ad''

a week later my MIL told me what id said..........kiara saw thead while at their house and said ''my mum said she didnt know you had made an ad nanna'''

how funny! Bet your MIL wasn't too impressed though!

daftcotsclass - I can't believe an 8 year old wrote that... certainly gave me a good laugh though!