smelly gas .. so embarrassing but i couldn't stop laughing

[samanthajayne]

just lately my gas has been so bad and so smelly i'm starting to be afraid of letting it out. constipation is making it all so much worse so i've started taking senna tablets again to help move things along as this can't go on.

i was talking to my mum this morning and she left the room to answer the phone. i had a bit of wind so had a good trump as you do and thought nothing else of it. when she returned she sat down with a strange look on her face and looked towards the window as we live opposite a field and some farm land and she said has that farmer been muck spraying again i said no thats me and said sorry but then couldn't stop laughing. think it was the look on her face when she thought it was the farmer. she said it was fine and immediately handed me the senna tablets to start taking i was so embarrassed though i didn't think such a bad smell could come out of one person after a few days of not going to the loo

i'm so worried about doing it in the supermarket or other public places too now but surely its better out than in. something that smells that bad can't do much good kept inside can it

 

[Hazel]

i'm so worried about doing it in the supermarket or other public places too now but surely its better out than in. something that smells that bad can't do much good kept inside can it

If you do it in a public place just vacate the area immediately.

 

[keli]

at your mum thinking it was the farmer! poor you tho it't better out than in but if you in public let go then leg it! xx

 

[BeckyJ]

this made me laff so much

 

[Suzie and Faith]

ah the dignity of pregnancy!

 

[Miss.Monroe]

i understand what you mean though! the other day OH was complaining and said I CANT HELP IT!

 

[samanthajayne]

i couldn't stop giggling typing my story and it has really made me laugh all day. just glad it was just my mum and nobody else

if i do have to do it around people then i make sure i'm on the move so then it could have been anyone but my guess is people would always blame the pregnant woman anyway even if it wasn't me

my bf hates it too i also say i can't help it cos i can't i do quite enjoy doing it in front of him though. i think of it as good revenge for the times when he's been horrible to me

 

[handbagqueen]

I can't stop laughing and its not good for my ribs!!!

 

[hipchick5]

lol.. happens to the best of us.. my sister is due the day after me and when she had morning sickness she actually threw up when her fella let one off in front of her lol...