Had this on email - made me ROFLMAO!
MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR
>NEW NAME IS
>
>We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
>
>Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know
>including the person that sent it to you.
>
>Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to
>break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than
>not.
>
>Here is your dose of humor...
>
>A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
>
>B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to
>friends and family and co-workers.
>
>Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they
>know you participated.
>And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky
>Gizzardsniffer!
>
>The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And
>the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil
>Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
>So:-
>
>1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
>
>A = snickle
>B = doombah
>C = goober
>D = cheesey
>E = crusty
>F = greasy
>G = dumbo
>H = farcus
>I = Dorky
>J = doofus
>K = funky
>L = boobie
>M = sleezy
>N = Sloppy
>O = fluffy
>P = stinky
>Q = slimy
>R = dorfus
>S = snooty
>T = tootsie
>U = dipsy
>V = sneezy
>W = liver
>X = skippy
>Y = dinky
>Z = zippy
>
>2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
>your new last name:
>
>A = dippin
>B = feather
>C = batty
>D = burger
>E = chicken
>F = barffy
>G = lizard
>H = waffle
>I = farkle
>J = monkey
>K = flippin
>L = fricken
>M = bubble
>N = rhino
>O = potty
>P = hamster
>Q = buckle
>R = gizzard
>S = lickin
>T = snickle
>U = chuckle
>V = pickle
>W = Hubble
>X = dingle
>Y = gorilla
>Z = girdle
>
>
>
>3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of
>your new last name:
>
>A = butt
>B = boob
>C = face
>D = nose
>E = hump
>F = breath
>G = pants
>H = shorts
>I = lips
>J = honker
>K = head
>L = tush
>M = chunks
>N = dunkin
>O = brains
>P = biscuits
>Q = toes
>R = doodle
>S = fanny
>T = sniffer
>U = sprinkles
>V = frack
>W = squirt
>X = humperdinck
>Y = hiney
>Z = juice
>
>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
>And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh
>an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day!
with love from Sleezy Pottydunker
MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR
>NEW NAME IS
>
>We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
>
>Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know
>including the person that sent it to you.
>
>Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to
>break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than
>not.
>
>Here is your dose of humor...
>
>A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
>
>B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to
>friends and family and co-workers.
>
>Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they
>know you participated.
>And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky
>Gizzardsniffer!
>
>The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And
>the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil
>Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
>So:-
>
>1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
>
>A = snickle
>B = doombah
>C = goober
>D = cheesey
>E = crusty
>F = greasy
>G = dumbo
>H = farcus
>I = Dorky
>J = doofus
>K = funky
>L = boobie
>M = sleezy
>N = Sloppy
>O = fluffy
>P = stinky
>Q = slimy
>R = dorfus
>S = snooty
>T = tootsie
>U = dipsy
>V = sneezy
>W = liver
>X = skippy
>Y = dinky
>Z = zippy
>
>2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
>your new last name:
>
>A = dippin
>B = feather
>C = batty
>D = burger
>E = chicken
>F = barffy
>G = lizard
>H = waffle
>I = farkle
>J = monkey
>K = flippin
>L = fricken
>M = bubble
>N = rhino
>O = potty
>P = hamster
>Q = buckle
>R = gizzard
>S = lickin
>T = snickle
>U = chuckle
>V = pickle
>W = Hubble
>X = dingle
>Y = gorilla
>Z = girdle
>
>
>
>3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of
>your new last name:
>
>A = butt
>B = boob
>C = face
>D = nose
>E = hump
>F = breath
>G = pants
>H = shorts
>I = lips
>J = honker
>K = head
>L = tush
>M = chunks
>N = dunkin
>O = brains
>P = biscuits
>Q = toes
>R = doodle
>S = fanny
>T = sniffer
>U = sprinkles
>V = frack
>W = squirt
>X = humperdinck
>Y = hiney
>Z = juice
>
>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
>And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh
>an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day!
with love from Sleezy Pottydunker 
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