Londoner Claire
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A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both
married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same
sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.... him in the
upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1
0 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman
saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be
willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully
cold. "
"I have a better idea," she replied." Just for tonight, let's
just pretend that we're married. "
"Wow! That's a great idea! " he exclaimed!
"Good, " she replied... "Get your own feckin blanket."
After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.

married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same
sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.... him in the
upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1

saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be
willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully
cold. "
"I have a better idea," she replied." Just for tonight, let's
just pretend that we're married. "
"Wow! That's a great idea! " he exclaimed!
"Good, " she replied... "Get your own feckin blanket."
After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.
