Sharing peanuts

[gypsy]

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway
when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands
him another handful of peanuts.

She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'.

'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'
The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'

It pays to be careful around old people

 

[PinkPunch]

lol

I wouldn't even have eaten them off her hand to be honest... or in the bag cos her hands would have been in it - am I weird? lol

 

[Tangerinedream]

My friend used to bite the chocolate from the outside of malteasers then put the soggy biscuit back in the bag. THEN she would offer you some maltesters fron the bag. She didnt think she was doing anything wrong and would look hurt when you called her a dirty cow

 

[skairdykat]

It took me ages to read that then because of your rude Santa

 

[PinkPunch]

tell the truth, who has watched it more than 5 times in a row?

 

[mummykay]

@the joke and gypsys av lol

 

[gypsy]

It took me ages to read that then because of your rude Santa

Wondered who'd be first to notice and comment!!!!!

 

[glitzyglamgirl]

its just......mesmorising

 

[leckershell]

his ass is so shiny..

 

[Becs]

pmsl, I was so transfixed by your avatar that the bus driver in the joke became a fit, half naked, father christmas in my head.

 

[sarah113]