Saturday night chat thread! *COME JOIN*

[vixforever]

my pole dancing is class. Some one always falls victim to me on a night out. @ sex wee alice.

Alice wants to be your 'victim'

 

[Princess81]

Alice is so small she'd be boob height too, double benefit, she'd end up motor-boating me or summit

 

[vixforever]

Alice is so small she'd be boob height too, double benefit, she'd end up motor-boating me or summit

 

[Me, My Girls & I]

Rofl vix did you not kbow that?! To be fair I probs wouldn't even be boob height! Omg I love threads that actually have me lolling!

 

[Me, My Girls & I]

Omg I want a steak, raw!

 

[Princess81]

alice it could be proper indecent if you were any lower than boob height

 

[Princess81]

Omg I want a steak, raw!

What? is that code for something meat-worthy?

 

[vixforever]

Rofl vix did you not kbow that?! To be fair I probs wouldn't even be boob height! Omg I love threads that actually have me lolling!

Lol my OH keeps telling me to do a MFF lol xx

 

[Princess81]

MFF?

 

[Princess81]

Oh get it

 

[karenandbump]

feel that is me done i need a cuppa and ice cream brb!!

karen i am ok how are you lovely!? xxxxxx

Not bad thx hon. Just feeling uncomfortable and don't remember feeling like this till loads later in pregnancy with H...can't complain I suppose cos obv its all for a good reason but honestly I'm in such a mood about it it's like I've got major PMT...my OH is avoiding all conversation with me to avoid the wrath of the pregnant woman at the moment!!! xxxx

 

[Me, My Girls & I]

You should! I've done MMFF back in the days! And no it's not jayne, I just really Wang some raw steak!

 

[vixforever]

You should! I've done MMFF back in the days! And no it's not jayne, I just really Wang some raw steak!

He's cheeky!! I'm like I'm up the duff! Haha x

 

[vixforever]

Oh get it

 

[Princess81]

just so innocent you see

 

[vixforever]

just so innocent you see

Bet you get people bought in for dogging and stuff

 

[Me, My Girls & I]

Pft whatever jayne vix do it when you're no longer duffed up! I well wana do it again!

 

[Me, My Girls & I]

Omg do you get people cottaging and stuff?!

 

[Princess81]

I've caught people sh@gging in cars on exactly 4 occasions. Each time I've pointed and laughed and stayed there whilst they try to compose themselves.

 

[vixforever]

Pft whatever jayne vix do it when you're no longer duffed up! I well wana do it again!

Done the MMF thing