i took nathan to feed the ducks the other day and this psycho swan came up behind us and attacked the pushchair. he was pecking like mad at the back of it, nathan was poking his head round like what the hell... and i was clapping my hands, shouting, growling whatever to try and get rid of it. im scared of anything that pecks of bites so i was kacking myself. luckily a lovely old man came to my rescue he got the pushchair and walked away and the psycho swan started attacking him. he must have thought i was really irresponsible but i didnt want to get pecked if it had gone round the front i would have wrestled it but..... anyway we walked off round the lake and this swan was stalking us all the way round he kept getting out and chasing us!!! it must have looked hillarious but i was terrified, i now officially hate swans and everyone keeps taking the mickey out of me cos only i could take nathan to feed the ducks and get savaged by a bloody swan.