OOh I just remembered one. One of the kids my mum used to childmind said;
"guess what I know something today"
Mum: "what do you know?"
"I know what do you call a lady who loves another lady"
Mum: "oh whats that then?"
"dont you know?" (looking really chuffed!)
Mum: "ummmm Im not sure"
"a librarian!"
Mum: "errrr..."
Mum decided not to correct her. Just hope she never met a librarian and said something about it! In fact shes 18 now and added me on facebook, I feel a wallpost coming on!

"guess what I know something today"
Mum: "what do you know?"
"I know what do you call a lady who loves another lady"
Mum: "oh whats that then?"
"dont you know?" (looking really chuffed!)
Mum: "ummmm Im not sure"
"a librarian!"
Mum: "errrr..."
Mum decided not to correct her. Just hope she never met a librarian and said something about it! In fact shes 18 now and added me on facebook, I feel a wallpost coming on!
