Nose whistle and stitch when doing nothing

[BabyBrain]

I've decided I'm not built for pregnancy.

I've got nose whistle in one nostril and much to my horror I blew a snot bubble whilst talking to my OH, he's now scarred for life and has buried his head in the Anglers Mail and just replied with a retch when I asked for grated cheese on my jacket potato later.

And I've also acquired stitch whilst sitting down in my chair. My bump's getting really heavy at the mo and pulling on my sides and under my bust, am waiting for the day when my nipples are forming some weird kind of dot to dot with my belly button.

I have a fat nose, puffy eyes, puffier hair and for reasons best known to themselves my toes have sprouted thick black hairs that would drive any Hobbit mad with desire

So much for yummy mummy lol xxxxxxxxx

 

[Sleepy sue]

Pmsl that post was hilarious!!
The snot bubble got me actually LOL X

 

[beckyboo1]

You've waited so long to get your bfp and baby so I'm reckoning the big man upstairs is making sure you get all glamorous symptoms of pregnancy !!!!'

 

[kerry5a]

Haha if it makes you feel any better that post just made me snort like a pig...OH really thinks I have lost the plot now lol

 

[leannesxb]

Oh honey that did make me have a giggle. God we are so glam aren't we? xxxx