My nipples make me laugh!!

[fuffins1981]

Sorry ladies, but this is one thing I laugh over at the moment.

For a while now my nipples have let stuff out.

Now, they tingle and hurt a bit...And I just have to touch them and clear stuff (pregnancy brain isn't going to attempt speelings) and wwhite stuff just pumps out! I find it great!

Last night, slightly squeezed one and it squirted. I was like a silly child lol

Have breast pads now, as I remember leaks very well! I do not find them funny at all lol

Sorry for this random thread ladies. Just wanted to share my silly moment

 

[keli]

to the squirting.. looking forward to being able to do that myself!! lol. Mine haven't leaked at all yet hope they work xx

 

[muppetmummy]

The squirting is great, like having a new toy to play with

 

[fuffins1981]

A new toy is a great description

I am worried that happening this early means there wont be much later on. Thats what happened with my son.

I used to have my nipples pierced, so maybe they are just dodgy lol...Though it does not squirt out of where the bars were!

 

[Sherlock]

hehe

Mine have not leaked or anything at all yet. Not a thing. Been sore, dried a little and needed some cream occasionally but thats been it.

MW assures me they will kick in when baby is born as some kind of endorphin is released to get them working. Not worrying as right now its one less thing to have to contend with

 

[fuffins1981]

I am starting to think I AM just a wierdo lol

My piercings must have done some damage

 

[abcd1234]

Mine leak if i squeze them (lol that sounds wrong) but they've only leaked once on their own and it was a tiny bit. Its so cool though, the midwife today was saying about how to express milk for baby etc and i realised i was already doing the right "squezy" technique when messing around with mine lol.

God it does sound a little odd when i've written it down but i've always been fascinated by things like this

 

[Tillytots]

mine leak if squeezed but not squirt...I feel cheated

 

[Charlie:-)]

I can squirt too

Was hilarious first time I did it, had to run into bedroom to show OH and it did it again & squirted him in face

Must stop doing it though cause I worry there wont be any left by the time I give birth.

 

[bumpmakes3]

DH leaned on one of my milkers last night and got a wet arm. He was . I was

 

[kalia]

I can't squirt yet - I'm looking forward to that

 

[nikkimitch]

no squirting here can remember it happening for the first time with ds1 in the bath leant forward to get soap and squirted the taps

didnt leak before hand with the next two and bf fine

 

[cinnamon81]

Ooh mines are just a bit leaky - can't wait to be able to squirt them

 

[mummysarah+co]

mine squirt too!!! dont know if its just because this is my 3rd bubba??
i was so pleased with myself. my OH found it highly amusing that i was just sat there playing with my boobs!!

 

[sarafet]

mine leak if squeezed but not squirt...I feel cheated

 

[fuffins1981]

I am so glad it is not just me!!!

The nipple leaking fascination is great! My OH smiles at me indulgently as I play around with them.

Maybe should be careful what we write. There may be lurkers on the net who will get off on it lol

 

[charlie84]

Just you all wait till your milk comes in. When little one was having a feed she lost her latch on me and i started squirting the poor bab in the face There was no stopping it.
Definately invest in plenty of pads cus you will go through them.