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Miracle swimsuits

in what way does it make you look slim?
Im sure if i got into one id stll look pregnant :shock:
 
I'd need a frigging miracle to make me look slim :lol:
 
Well its not the looking slim bit that bothers me, i'm not too bad in that department

I Need a cossie that doesn't make me look flat chested, i haven't got much to work with but bloody hell i look like a teenage lad!!!!!!
 
oh so they do work then? i know you were thinking about the marks one for your hols.

i swear by my marks magic shaping body (even if dh says it looks like a body sock!) it may not be sexy but the improvement when clothes are on is fab!

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:think: If they're that good, why is there a size 8 model wearing one??

Unless, they're SO good, she's actually an 18? :rotfl:

FALSE ADVERTISING, methinks!
 
If you're overweight, what's the point in getting one to flatten your tum if your thighs look like tree trunks?! There's no hiding your thighs in a suit like that! :lol:
 
Urchin thats sooo true, the models legs r so skinny! Id have a nice flat tum, then thunder thighs so that defeats the purpose!

But doesnt that model have a wee bump on her tummy? I noticed a little one. :shock:
 
id be worried about it exploding and me ending up standing their naked :shock:
 
my boobs are so big that when i wear a halter neck i get a achy neck and back from the weight :shock: :shock: :rotfl:
 
i dont get it. its suposed to make you look "slim" but the women modeling it is tiny!! .... so why use a slim woman to model a slimming thing? ..Just looks like a rip off to me :oops:
 
jenna said:
i dont get it. its suposed to make you look "slim" but the women modeling it is tiny!! .... so why use a slim woman to model a slimming thing? ..Just looks like a rip off to me :oops:

Probably is a rip off. Its tempting to try one just to see where all my would fat go :lol:
 
im going away next week and i will not wear a bikini in the pool. mum was real anoyied saying "you are 21 yrs old" you are not wearing a big swimming costume. bla bla bla. so i tryed on tankini on in asda i looked about 40 :roll: so i still want to look young and sexy :wink: but need to cover the little front bit of my belly where the skin hangs a bit :cry:

so i just ordered this of ebay should be here tomorrow
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... %3AIT&rd=1

and im going to get my sis to spray a tan on me too.

i hope the swimsuit looks ok. il have to show u a pic :D ......... :shock:
 
I'm sure you'll look fab in it. I don't think I would though, my love handles would flop out the sides!!! :rotfl:
 

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