Lets have some fun

[kellysomer]

Ok i am sick and tired of false alarms and waiting for this baby, so lets start a fun thread.

You know you're pregnant when........

(finish the sentence)

 

[kazlin]

...you are kicked around from the inside and know you don't have worms!

 

[Sophie1102]

...... You wash up and can't reach as the bump gets in the way

(Thankfully I don't have that anymore as we have fitted the dishwasher )

 

[Manda&Thomas]

a 5 minute walk takes 20 minutes plus a 10 minute sit down when you get there!!!
manda xx

 

[Babylicious]

it feels like you have a pineapple up your bum

 

[SuziQ]

Instead of men talking and greeting you by your Boobs... everyone greets and talks to your bump...
HELLO.. my face is up here.....

x

 

[towers]

you struggle to reach your nether regions!

 

[daftscotslass]

Seeing your feet and lady bits seem like a distant memory...

 

[Happybunny]

putting socks on becomes an olympic event....you feel like you deserve a medal if you manage it!!

 

[monster_munch]

... you spend all day on a pregnancy forum (OK so that also applies to TTC and to when you have had your baby )

 

[Tegala-7thMarch08]

you look like a dissabled penquin

 

[KJLorraine]

you find yourself spending more time on the loo than anywhere else!

 

[purple13]

keeping a tidy lady garden is a distant memory...

 

[Emma58]

Your first thought if you have to go anywhere is will there be a toilet nearby?

 

[DebbieM]

.....the most used words in your daily life are... oooh and ahhh (in a painful sense)

 

[poppy160]

Your bump goes cone shaped when you're straining on the loo

 

[Babylicious]

@ poppy

 

[debecca]

... walking up the stairs feels like climbing Everest

 

[Emma58]

You always have a supply of Gaviscon with you every where you go.

 

[Bee]

every class u teach says "there's a baby in there!" or "what u going to call it?". Also every member of staff looks at u strangely and says "How are you?" in that pathetic way.