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Just for fun - online pregnancy test

:rotfl: Apparently I am Pregnant with a boy and Jesse Jackson is the father, Just tell my DH :shhh: ....... :rotfl: :rotfl:

Loving your avatar ShineyHappyPeople :D :D
 
A&J said:
:rotfl: Apparently I am Pregnant with a boy and Jesse Jackson is the father, Just tell my DH :shhh: ....... :rotfl: :rotfl:

Loving your avatar ShineyHappyPeople :D :D

:rotfl: I'm supposed to be having a girl to the mail man!

thanks, I fancied a change :D
 
OMG!!!

I am having a 9lb 4oz blonde hair, green eyed boy to.....





















THE POPE!! :o
 
Lol, apparently im having a red haired, green eyed girl, 9lb 2 oz to Michael Jackson!!
 
It's A Boy!

Lesley, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 6 lbs, 14 oz and have red hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

the daddy is......

The pool man


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The spooky thing about that was, ok so i am pregnant, but i have been told it will be a big baby and it said 13lb 11oz :shock:
then it said i was a boy and i would be calling it Logan which is a name i have thought of it it were a boy.
 
im having a boy with some bloke called fabio and babys gonna weigh 16lb 6oz (ouch):rotfl:
 
sarah113 said:
im having a boy with some bloke called fabio and babys gonna weigh 16lb 6oz (ouch):rotfl:
Hey you i think you nicked my bloke :rotfl:
 
here is what mine said :rotfl: :rotfl:
It's A Girl!

Anna, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 16 lbs, 9 oz and have red hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.

Bill O'Reilly

Girl, you got no class. Plus we hear that Bill is going to sue you for stealing his 'patriotic bodily fluids' as well as demanding 65% of the kid's future earnings.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
 
Lordy me a 14lb baby boy with the Pope as the father as well.

He doesn't half get around :rotfl: :rotfl:

but 14lb :shakehead: not likely :D
 
Lorna said:
Lordy me a 14lb baby boy with the Pope as the father as well.

He doesn't half get around :rotfl: :rotfl:

but 14lb :shakehead: not likely :D

morag , you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 10 lbs, 1 oz and have black hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! and yer... the pope really does get around... he's the baby's father!
 
Apparently I'm pregnant with a 13lb 11oz!!!! girl called sophie and the father is Micheal Jackson! :rotfl:
 
At first i wasnt pg :rotfl:
Then i was pg with a 16lb 4 oz baby boy (baby or toddler?)
and with my mailman, my mailman is a woman :rotfl:
 
well i am pregnant with a girl and she will be 15lb 11oz :shock: :shock: ouch
and the daddy is bill clinton :lol: :lol: :lol: :shakehead: :shakehead:


then i did it again and this time i am havin a boy and 11lb and the daddy is

WAIT FOR IT ....................
















PEE WEE HERMAN :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

not likely
 
Ok I'm scared...I'm pregnant with a boy and the father is........











.....MICHAEL JACKSON :shock: :shock: :rotfl:
 
lol!!

dear god mines a 16lbs,9 oz baby girl! :shock:
(to the pool guy!! - he is very muscular though! :wink: )

we do have huge babys in our family! eek!!!!!!

thank god its a joke!! :lol:
 
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: It said I was pregnant with a baby boy (can't remember the weight at birth) and the father is.....











The neighbour boy... sure hope he's over 18. Well, he's, erm... 15 :o
 

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