But Your Honour! My client was high on gas and air and cannot be held responsible for her actions. It is not her fault she decided to insert the forceps where the sun don't shine on your client 'Just so the sod can feel some of this pain!!!!'
M&Ms said:But Your Honour! My client was high on gas and air and cannot be held responsible for her actions. It is not her fault she decided to insert the forceps where the sun don't shine on your client 'Just so the sod can feel some of this pain!!!!'
M&Ms said:Well, I have to confess, I only gave up smoking on Sunday, so that probably isn't helping matters. OH had smoked for 20+ years and he stopped too, but when he came home on Tuesday, I could smell smoke on his breath! He'd 'absent-mindedly' gone for a fag break with a colleague, then it would seem 'absent-mindedly' accepted a fag, then 'absent-mindedly' lit it up and 'absent-mindedly' smoked it! Boy did I go nuts! Full on tears, 'can't trust you anymore' type of hissy fit and stomped out of the house for a drive. Got as far as the main road then realised it was rush hour and couldn't go anywhere... so I went to Tesco instead
Snuggle said:I bet in a lot of ways my hubby is looking forward to going away in Feb...4 whole months without being moaned at
Serendipity_ said:I stormed off earlier for a twenty minute walk on my own because the OH had a go at me for 'milking it'. Even though I feel like shite