Im such a dodo!!

[Tangerinedream]

This afternoon I noticed my cat was licking something. I went and had a look and he was licking this pink fleshy looking ball. It was gross, it looked like a testicle. I was freaking out thinking what the fooooooook could it be?? When my OH got home I asked him to see what it was and chuck it away it because it was making me feel sick

This is where I feel really really stupid...

This morning I was in a hurry so quickly threw my make up on. A cotton wool ball fell out of my make up bag onto the floor. It was all pink because it had been in my make up bag for a while and got covered in blusher!!

 

[Kimbo]

it looked like a testicle. I was freaking out thinking what the fooooooook could it be??

OMG you just made me LOL and made Leah jump

 

[Tangerinedream]

Sorry Leah

 

[xrachx]

LMAO!!...thanks hun you made my night.x ahhh how funny is that.

 

[jools221181]

 

[mum&2girls]

 

[Lola's Mummy]

 

[Chelle]

Ha ha! Bless ya, we have all had moments like that hun

 

[Xena]

haha bless ya thats funny.

I remember one time when I was about 14, my mam called an electrician to come and fit a new living room chandelier. He brought with him his son, who looked about 16 or so. He was teaching him some electrical skills.
Now this lad was soooooo fit I was practically drooling

After the living room chandelier was fitted, my mam asked the electrician to come outside and have a look at the faulty lights on the front of the house, so we all piled outside. While we were out there I saw something on the ground. I can't remember what the hell I thought it looked like, but something not good anyway, and I yelled "Oh my GOD what is that?"

The electrician's son looked at me really funny and said "it's a leaf".

 

[mamichuli]

I dont honestly know what made me laugh more, the cotton ball or the leaf?



Lisa

 

[Lou]

I wish my OH's testicles looked like pink cotton wool balls. Although next time I give him a bj I'm going to try and put a bit of blush on with them

 

[babyroo]

 

[Emma58]

 

[fran_23]

I wish my OH's testicles looked like pink cotton wool balls. Although next time I give him a bj I'm going to try and put a bit of blush on with them

oh my just when i thought this thread couldnt get any funnier!!

got a nice new enterprise i'm gonna take it on dragons den what do you reckon??

ball covers- when giving bj's its not attractive to look at wrinkly testes
why not try my new ball covers? pretty little cloths-nay layettes
to cover your mans chicken bits so you dont have to look at them but can still have a grope--too rude?? maybe a bit but it made me laugh!

 

[Lou]

I wish my OH's testicles looked like pink cotton wool balls. Although next time I give him a bj I'm going to try and put a bit of blush on with them

oh my just when i thought this thread couldnt get any funnier!!

got a nice new enterprise i'm gonna take it on dragons den what do you reckon??

ball covers- when giving bj's its not attractive to look at wrinkly testes
why not try my new ball covers? pretty little cloths-nay layettes
to cover your mans chicken bits so you dont have to look at them but can still have a grope--too rude?? maybe a bit but it made me laugh!

Genius!!!! The possibilities are endless...

You could have magic eye pictures. Suduko. Shopping list reminders....