I bet....

[Mel_]

You go girl, I'm scared and I dont even know ya, but if I was to pop round I'd make sure I had chocs for ya, your scary!!

Who me?

yeah

 

[Flossy82]

she's right hun you do sound a little scary there shouldnt wont to bump into you on a dark night! (only kidding)!

 

[Mel_]

LOL I was kidding too did that not come across?

 

[Alfiesmummy]

yeah lol i was trying to seem all innocent im not scary really just as you said men are like puppies and my puppy is trained well, ... just cant stop him bloody peeing on sofa!

 

[Flossy82]

it did yes. aww fingers crossed you didnt take that seriously did you hun?

 

[Alfiesmummy]

it did yes. aww fingers crossed you didnt take that seriously did you hun?

Lol no course not, im only scary to Ian,

 

[Flossy82]

im not scary really just as you said men are like puppies and my puppy is trained well, ... just cant stop him bloody peeing on sofa!

Am i the only one with an untrained one who cant be bothered to put there dirty clothes in the laundry bin and just leaves the scattered on the floor?!

 

[Alfiesmummy]

when puppies wee on the carpet you rub their nose in it ... same principle when men leave skiddy undies on the floor chase them and wipe it in their face!

 

[Flossy82]

Will have to try that one!

 

[Mel_]

im not scary really just as you said men are like puppies and my puppy is trained well, ... just cant stop him bloody peeing on sofa!

Am i the only one with an untrained one who cant be bothered to put there dirty clothes in the laundry bin and just leaves the scattered on the floor?!

No your not the only one!

 

[Mel_]

when puppies wee on the carpet you rub their nose in it ... same principle when men leave skiddy undies on the floor chase them and wipe it in their face!

Oh thats good!!

 

[Flossy82]

Or i generally get it where he will leave the toilet seat down wee all over it and not wipe it off and then blames it on me

 

[Mel_]

OMG men are crap!!

 

[Alfiesmummy]

Like anything you need rules, the bible it has ten commandments (dont have a clue what they are) but we have our own or should i say i have

Achem

1.) Thou shalt clean toilet when gone for number twosies
2.) Thou shalt empty truser pockets unless thou wants contents washed
3.) Thou shalt NEVER come home empty handed
4.) Thou shalt pick up any pants and socks left lieing around otherwise they will go in the bin.
5.) Thou shalt worship me
6.) Thou shalt wash dishes otherwise shall not get fed!
7.) Thou shalt listen intently to ones Bitching and nod intently
8.) Thou shalt agree with absoloutely everything I say
9.) Thou shalt always answer questions correctly and tactfully (eg/ is she prettier than me, answer = NO)
10.) Thou shalt never complain as thou is bloody lucky!

 

[Flossy82]

Fab im loving it!!!!!!!

 

[Mel_]

Like anything you need rules, the bible it has ten commandments (dont have a clue what they are) but we have our own or should i say i have

Achem

1.) Thou shalt clean toilet when gone for number twosies
2.) Thou shalt empty truser pockets unless thou wants contents washed
3.) Thou shalt NEVER come home empty handed
4.) Thou shalt pick up any pants and socks left lieing around otherwise they will go in the bin.
5.) Thou shalt worship me
6.) Thou shalt wash dishes otherwise shall not get fed!
7.) Thou shalt listen intently to ones Bitching and nod intently
8.) Thou shalt agree with absoloutely everything I say
9.) Thou shalt always answer questions correctly and tactfully (eg/ is she prettier than me, answer = NO)
10.) Thou shalt never complain as thou is bloody lucky!

That's fab!!!

 

[Flossy82]

I have tried training my oh but its like expecting an answer back from that brick wall i keep talking too!

 

[Mel_]

I have tried training my oh but its like expecting an answer back from that brick wall i keep talking too!

thats a bad idea you'll never get any scence from a brick wall
They do have good points lets look on the bright side (although that's not as much fun)

 

[Flossy82]

Your right Mindue it must explain it when i have my oh the nickname of "Rodney"

 

[Alfiesmummy]

just remember god cocked up when he made man, he corrected his mistake making woman, we r by far the superior sex and can turn anything to our advantages, for example if the ten commandments do not work, the use what other weapons you have

e.g/
he doesnt wash up - you feed him on a dirty plate
he goes to the pub and leaves you on your own - you lock him out
he stares at another girl - you pinch a guys bum
he keeps peeing on the seat - you use his favourite t-shirt to clean it off

lol things like that (really im not a bad girlfriend really)