i opened the cupboarddoor to get the spuds out for tea and knocked a bottle of red food colouring over me. Without thinking i went into the lounge to ask Mr A where the kitchen towel was so i could clean it off the floor and "thud" hes gone!!!
He has finally come round and it not very impressed at all, dont think it helped that i was laughing my head off while he was coming round, bless him