LoopyLouize
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Oh my F'IN god!
Seriously, I never cry.. but today! I bawled my eyes out at something silly really.
Well...
I had a crappy day in work and had JUST walked through the door of my home and thought... "Dya know what... I fancy making myself a cup of tea and sitting down for a minute with the newspaper"
So of I went into the kitchen, boiled the kettle, got myself a cup, put the teabag in the cup, trotted over to the fridge to get the milk...... then .... BANG, KAPPOOOSH, SMASH, WALLOP, CRASH!!!!!!!!
The entire contents of the fridge jumped out and launched themselves at me! (Ok yeah slight exaggeration... they did in fact just fall out off course due to the numpty who used the fridge before me had made the shelves somehow loose) so... I had... A full pint of milk all over me, a tin of half eaten Spaghetti Hoops in my hair and neck and white work top, Butter had fallen on the floor and splattered all over my black work pants, a can of lager had fallen from the top shelf and hit the floor with such force that it burst ALL OVER ME, oh a glass of Jalapeños had smashed on the floor and the pickled juice they was in was soaking through my socks along with everything else, which then started to BURN! The Cheese which I was going to use for my Tomato Mascapone Pasta had fallen and landed right in the glass, along with all the fruit and veg which was also resting in a lovely puddle of milk, lager, pickled juice and butter.
So... I took one look at the state of the floor and myself.. and BURST into tears. I stood there for 5 minutes crying lol.
Ohhh and then to top it of.... I heard somebody knocking at the door, and as a matter of fact I was expecting my sister and my nan to come round. I opened the door thinking to myself, thank god my nan's here, she will help me clean up and make me a brew and calm me down.............. WRONG.... It was a stupid sales rep... Who looked at me and burst out laughing... He then had the cheek to ask me "Do you have a minute" .. I just sarcasticly replied .... " Seriously mate, does it look like I have a fucking minute" He walked off LOL
Well thats a way to get rid of flipping sales men!
Wooosahhhh!
Oh im ok now though, I see the funny side... Kinda
Seriously, I never cry.. but today! I bawled my eyes out at something silly really.
Well...
I had a crappy day in work and had JUST walked through the door of my home and thought... "Dya know what... I fancy making myself a cup of tea and sitting down for a minute with the newspaper"
So of I went into the kitchen, boiled the kettle, got myself a cup, put the teabag in the cup, trotted over to the fridge to get the milk...... then .... BANG, KAPPOOOSH, SMASH, WALLOP, CRASH!!!!!!!!
The entire contents of the fridge jumped out and launched themselves at me! (Ok yeah slight exaggeration... they did in fact just fall out off course due to the numpty who used the fridge before me had made the shelves somehow loose) so... I had... A full pint of milk all over me, a tin of half eaten Spaghetti Hoops in my hair and neck and white work top, Butter had fallen on the floor and splattered all over my black work pants, a can of lager had fallen from the top shelf and hit the floor with such force that it burst ALL OVER ME, oh a glass of Jalapeños had smashed on the floor and the pickled juice they was in was soaking through my socks along with everything else, which then started to BURN! The Cheese which I was going to use for my Tomato Mascapone Pasta had fallen and landed right in the glass, along with all the fruit and veg which was also resting in a lovely puddle of milk, lager, pickled juice and butter.
So... I took one look at the state of the floor and myself.. and BURST into tears. I stood there for 5 minutes crying lol.
Ohhh and then to top it of.... I heard somebody knocking at the door, and as a matter of fact I was expecting my sister and my nan to come round. I opened the door thinking to myself, thank god my nan's here, she will help me clean up and make me a brew and calm me down.............. WRONG.... It was a stupid sales rep... Who looked at me and burst out laughing... He then had the cheek to ask me "Do you have a minute" .. I just sarcasticly replied .... " Seriously mate, does it look like I have a fucking minute" He walked off LOL
Well thats a way to get rid of flipping sales men!
Wooosahhhh!
Oh im ok now though, I see the funny side... Kinda
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ir was 6:15pm!!
you always have the funniest stories 
Sometimes I wonder if I murdered a Pope in my past life! Karma has been cruel recently lol.
